Just you wait 'enry 'iggins
So my midterm wasn't too bad. I refrained from saying anything offensive save for a quick comment about national health care, but that was totally called for. Now to mentally unwind part II of the 5000 question survey. You'll all know far more about me than you cared to by the end of this.
101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically?
Butterflies. And I giggle when I'm happy.
102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.
Family, Mike, ummm...I don't really talk to anyone else enough to say that I love them. I guess Keke, Janet, and Janet in no particular order.
103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?
none
104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?
Anything my loved ones need to be happy, restoration of all endangered species, population/food ratio for animals (yes, I'm thinking of deer right now)
105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
Depends on when it is. Usually exercise, sex, or I sleep it off
106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?
How much are you offering?
107. Have you ever killed an animal?
I think I got a chipmunk a while back.
108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
Si.
109. What do you think of cloning?
I <3 Dolly the sheep. Srsly though. I can find some logical uses for it.
110. Do you read or watch TV more often?
I guess read now that school is in session
111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?
Not sure. I like feeling safe and not being blown up. But I also like limited government.
112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive?
Take him to New York and let everyone else go at it. Then my hands are clean. But I think he's dead already.
113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?
I've had 2 people name my boobs (Ru and Paul, and the golden girls)
114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
Yes.
115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes?
Do scratch offs count?
116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?
I won some things when I skated
117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)?
"And if you tell *anyone* that bush is there, I will come to your house, and I will cut you." But yes, I did watch it. Mostly cause Stefanie did.
118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?
Grandpa owned a few businesses. Not sure about anyone else.
119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
2 different last names.
120. Is there anyone you trust completely?
There are people I trust a lot. Not sure about completely.
121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?
hasn't everyone?
122. How do you feel about women in politics?
I'm not going to touch this one.
123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?
I guess jacuzzi. I like to swim, but I like pampering more.
124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own?
Ancient Egypt, physical health, celebrity trash
125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?
I'm not too bad.
126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?
Wisdom is for old people and owls!
127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?
I'm sure I have at some point.
128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
You can't really avoid it. They're sort of everywhere.
129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?
If there weren't trains, sure.
130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?
Only if I get eternal youth with that.
131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?
A: Nothing to kill or die for...
No happy thoughts to fly for.
B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher...
She was late 9 months ago so we knew she was preggers.
C: I could make a film and make you my star...
Except that you smell and act like a tard.
I should totally be a song writer. Yes, I made those all up.
132. Were you ever with someone while they died?
No. Ick
133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?
I'd be a horrible leader. Rock star plzkthx.
134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
I don't write love letters. I write letters to people I love, but those aren't the same. And by people, I mean Mike.
135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?
I guess.
136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?
I'm going to the TCNJ orchestra concert next month. I'm excited about seeing Colin
137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen?
oh geez. I like a lot of them
138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving?
Depends on my mood.
139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished?
Flan.
140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you?
sing and/or play guitar or bass. I have a thing for music.
141. About how many emails do you get a day?
enough
How many of those emails are junk mail? eh. Not as many as you'd think
How many of them are forwards? a few
142. What's your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site?
the TeamSugar sites, Facebook, random news sites.
143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy?
Get over it. It was suicide.
144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?
Not really. I like to not be dead. I'll find another mode of transportation.
145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip?
Nobody. I don't think I could be in a car with anyone for that long no matter how much I loved them.
146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold,charming, dependable
I don't think I'm any of those. I guess I can be charming if I want someone to like me.
147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?
sometime before 30. If I'm lucky before/around 27.
148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?
Not really.
149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?
Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeny Todd, and I sort of want to see Beowulf. But I hated the book.
150. What is your quest?
You think I could come up with something clever for this, but I can't think of anything.
151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming?
200 adults. I can handle 4 year olds.
152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle?
Things don't disappear. People just aren't looking hard enough.
153. Who are you the most jealous of?
People with social lives, apartments, and other things that resemble moving on.
154. What is the happiest way you can start your day?
I'll go with Stef on this. Sex. or pancakes. Or sex followed by pancakes. Yes. Sex and pancakes.
155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world?
Not really. I don't think about the world too much. I have moments where I feel like things are all right in my world though.
156. Who thinks that you are offensive?
Feminists probably. and people with certain political views
157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?
I have nothing here.
158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)?
No.
159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don't know what it is?
I had no experience. But I'll generally pick science over mystical.
160. Do you get offended easily?
Not really. I have my sore points that make me irritated, but not offended.
161. Would you still love and stay with your significant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed?
I have yet to fall in love with a testicle. So yes.
162. Do you believe in fate or free will?
Free will
163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored?
No.
164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain?
Life can change. It just takes some work.
165. What changes are you afraid of?
The bad kind.
166. Are you a day person or nocturnal?
Day. This makes it very difficult to be 22 as nobody does anything until night.
167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)?
Christina Aguilera Stripped or Back to Basics.
168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?
define food service.
169. What's the coolest job you ever had?
I guess my current one.
170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to?
I do not enjoy my lack of friends and living with my parents and school
171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress?
Heck yes.
172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do?
Not sure. I'll figure it out when I get the power.
173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like?
Taurus
Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving
On the dark side...
Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy
174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you?
LAME!!
175. Are you in constant fear of death?
No.
176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life?
No.
177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen?
That's what I aim for
178. Are you a fan of any comic books?
Never read them.
179. At what age did you attend your first funeral?
The first one I remember was grandpa's.
180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)?
Probably sunscreen. Or hair products
181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom?
I'm not a wisdom kind of girl.
182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from?
I don't remember any lies. I don't remember when I learned it from either.
183. What is your favorite band?
Don't have one.
184. What's the best cheesy 80's song?
Too many to choose from.
185. What's the best kind of movie to see on a date?
bad-ass blockbuster, dark comedy, or stupid comedy.
186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?
I guess the middle. I let other people pick.
187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?
Don't think so.
188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free?
Under the circumstances that I'm a retard.
189. Candles or strobe lights?
Candles.
190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much?
Never read the book. Didn't really love the movies either.
191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat?
Threat.
192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural?
Both.
193. What do you really want to buy?
A place to live.
194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?
Probably money. Or anything that keeps me out of the subway tunnels. Don't judge me. I have my reasons.
195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?
Used to be Girl, Interrupted, but now I don't have any.
196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves 'one nation under god'?
No. Get over it.
197. In what sense are you a minority?
I'm not. I'm white and middle class.
198. Are you anti social?
I guess so. But I don't really have time to make friends.
199. Do you photograph well?
No better than most.
200. Do you think that human beings would survive through a nuclear winter?
Hopefully I won't be around to find out.
101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically?
Butterflies. And I giggle when I'm happy.
102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.
Family, Mike, ummm...I don't really talk to anyone else enough to say that I love them. I guess Keke, Janet, and Janet in no particular order.
103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?
none
104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?
Anything my loved ones need to be happy, restoration of all endangered species, population/food ratio for animals (yes, I'm thinking of deer right now)
105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
Depends on when it is. Usually exercise, sex, or I sleep it off
106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?
How much are you offering?
107. Have you ever killed an animal?
I think I got a chipmunk a while back.
108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
Si.
109. What do you think of cloning?
I <3 Dolly the sheep. Srsly though. I can find some logical uses for it.
110. Do you read or watch TV more often?
I guess read now that school is in session
111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?
Not sure. I like feeling safe and not being blown up. But I also like limited government.
112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive?
Take him to New York and let everyone else go at it. Then my hands are clean. But I think he's dead already.
113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?
I've had 2 people name my boobs (Ru and Paul, and the golden girls)
114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
Yes.
115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes?
Do scratch offs count?
116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?
I won some things when I skated
117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)?
"And if you tell *anyone* that bush is there, I will come to your house, and I will cut you." But yes, I did watch it. Mostly cause Stefanie did.
118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?
Grandpa owned a few businesses. Not sure about anyone else.
119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
2 different last names.
120. Is there anyone you trust completely?
There are people I trust a lot. Not sure about completely.
121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?
hasn't everyone?
122. How do you feel about women in politics?
I'm not going to touch this one.
123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?
I guess jacuzzi. I like to swim, but I like pampering more.
124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own?
Ancient Egypt, physical health, celebrity trash
125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?
I'm not too bad.
126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?
Wisdom is for old people and owls!
127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?
I'm sure I have at some point.
128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
You can't really avoid it. They're sort of everywhere.
129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?
If there weren't trains, sure.
130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?
Only if I get eternal youth with that.
131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?
A: Nothing to kill or die for...
No happy thoughts to fly for.
B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher...
She was late 9 months ago so we knew she was preggers.
C: I could make a film and make you my star...
Except that you smell and act like a tard.
I should totally be a song writer. Yes, I made those all up.
132. Were you ever with someone while they died?
No. Ick
133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?
I'd be a horrible leader. Rock star plzkthx.
134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
I don't write love letters. I write letters to people I love, but those aren't the same. And by people, I mean Mike.
135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?
I guess.
136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?
I'm going to the TCNJ orchestra concert next month. I'm excited about seeing Colin
137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen?
oh geez. I like a lot of them
138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving?
Depends on my mood.
139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished?
Flan.
140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you?
sing and/or play guitar or bass. I have a thing for music.
141. About how many emails do you get a day?
enough
How many of those emails are junk mail? eh. Not as many as you'd think
How many of them are forwards? a few
142. What's your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site?
the TeamSugar sites, Facebook, random news sites.
143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy?
Get over it. It was suicide.
144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?
Not really. I like to not be dead. I'll find another mode of transportation.
145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip?
Nobody. I don't think I could be in a car with anyone for that long no matter how much I loved them.
146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold,charming, dependable
I don't think I'm any of those. I guess I can be charming if I want someone to like me.
147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?
sometime before 30. If I'm lucky before/around 27.
148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?
Not really.
149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?
Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeny Todd, and I sort of want to see Beowulf. But I hated the book.
150. What is your quest?
You think I could come up with something clever for this, but I can't think of anything.
151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming?
200 adults. I can handle 4 year olds.
152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle?
Things don't disappear. People just aren't looking hard enough.
153. Who are you the most jealous of?
People with social lives, apartments, and other things that resemble moving on.
154. What is the happiest way you can start your day?
I'll go with Stef on this. Sex. or pancakes. Or sex followed by pancakes. Yes. Sex and pancakes.
155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world?
Not really. I don't think about the world too much. I have moments where I feel like things are all right in my world though.
156. Who thinks that you are offensive?
Feminists probably. and people with certain political views
157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?
I have nothing here.
158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)?
No.
159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don't know what it is?
I had no experience. But I'll generally pick science over mystical.
160. Do you get offended easily?
Not really. I have my sore points that make me irritated, but not offended.
161. Would you still love and stay with your significant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed?
I have yet to fall in love with a testicle. So yes.
162. Do you believe in fate or free will?
Free will
163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored?
No.
164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain?
Life can change. It just takes some work.
165. What changes are you afraid of?
The bad kind.
166. Are you a day person or nocturnal?
Day. This makes it very difficult to be 22 as nobody does anything until night.
167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)?
Christina Aguilera Stripped or Back to Basics.
168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?
define food service.
169. What's the coolest job you ever had?
I guess my current one.
170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to?
I do not enjoy my lack of friends and living with my parents and school
171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress?
Heck yes.
172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do?
Not sure. I'll figure it out when I get the power.
173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like?
Taurus
Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving
On the dark side...
Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy
174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you?
LAME!!
175. Are you in constant fear of death?
No.
176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life?
No.
177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen?
That's what I aim for
178. Are you a fan of any comic books?
Never read them.
179. At what age did you attend your first funeral?
The first one I remember was grandpa's.
180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)?
Probably sunscreen. Or hair products
181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom?
I'm not a wisdom kind of girl.
182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from?
I don't remember any lies. I don't remember when I learned it from either.
183. What is your favorite band?
Don't have one.
184. What's the best cheesy 80's song?
Too many to choose from.
185. What's the best kind of movie to see on a date?
bad-ass blockbuster, dark comedy, or stupid comedy.
186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?
I guess the middle. I let other people pick.
187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?
Don't think so.
188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free?
Under the circumstances that I'm a retard.
189. Candles or strobe lights?
Candles.
190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much?
Never read the book. Didn't really love the movies either.
191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat?
Threat.
192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural?
Both.
193. What do you really want to buy?
A place to live.
194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?
Probably money. Or anything that keeps me out of the subway tunnels. Don't judge me. I have my reasons.
195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?
Used to be Girl, Interrupted, but now I don't have any.
196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves 'one nation under god'?
No. Get over it.
197. In what sense are you a minority?
I'm not. I'm white and middle class.
198. Are you anti social?
I guess so. But I don't really have time to make friends.
199. Do you photograph well?
No better than most.
200. Do you think that human beings would survive through a nuclear winter?
Hopefully I won't be around to find out.