Doctor Who - fic - Bonus Points, Jack/TARDIS, Nine, PG-13/12
Written for joanne_c's Who-verse Porn Battle - http://joanne-c.livejournal.com/711738.html
Title - Bonus Points
Author - laurab1
Pairings - Jack/TARDIS, Doctor/TARDIS, Nine/Jack
Rating - PG-13/12
Length - 309 words
Spoilers - 1.9 The Empty Child to 1.13 TPOTW
Summary - Jack only said hello to the TARDIS
Disclaimer: alas, none of these people are mine
Feedback is loved and appreciated :) Enjoy!
Bonus Points
by Laura
Her Doctor’s hands were pleasant enough; he did stroke and caress her console in just the right places, offered comfort when necessary. Well, okay, when he’d landed her badly, and desperately needed to make up for it.
And then Captain Jack Harkness arrived inside her. His hands were even better than her Doctor’s. He had the voice, too. So she had to reward him. She made a section of her console particularly sensitive, so she could feel Jack’s expertise more... intimately.
With any luck, Jack would use his infinite charms on her Doctor, and then his expertise would improve.
***
“What’s goin’ on?” her Doctor asked, one day, when he found them. “Jack?”
Jack, who was naked, so it should have been perfectly obvious what was going on, stopped caressing her and swaggered over to her Doctor. “Doc,” he said, and smiled.
“Captain. What have you been doing with my ship?”
He just tilted his head, clearly completely comfortable being nude, waiting for her Doctor to work it out.
“You only said hello, didn’t you, Jack?”
“Oh, yeah. Looks like it got me some bonus points, too.” Jack grinned. She went blind, just for a few seconds.
Again.
For another, but equally pleasurable reason.
“Jack, saying hello always gets you ‘bonus points’.” He rolled his eyes and even made air quotes around ‘bonus points’.
Jack just took her Doctor’s hand in his, and said, “Your beautiful lady wanted some Captain Action, Doc. She’s not getting enough from you, apparently. As pretty a ship as she is, that’s kinda tragic.”
“You could have told me, old girl,” her Doctor said.
He seemed upset, so she hummed gently at him, as an apology.
And there was Jack's wicked, mischief-making smile. “C’mon,” he said, leading her Doctor over to that section of the console. “Let me show you how to make her scream.”
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Title - Bonus Points
Author - laurab1
Pairings - Jack/TARDIS, Doctor/TARDIS, Nine/Jack
Rating - PG-13/12
Length - 309 words
Spoilers - 1.9 The Empty Child to 1.13 TPOTW
Summary - Jack only said hello to the TARDIS
Disclaimer: alas, none of these people are mine
Feedback is loved and appreciated :) Enjoy!
Bonus Points
by Laura
Her Doctor’s hands were pleasant enough; he did stroke and caress her console in just the right places, offered comfort when necessary. Well, okay, when he’d landed her badly, and desperately needed to make up for it.
And then Captain Jack Harkness arrived inside her. His hands were even better than her Doctor’s. He had the voice, too. So she had to reward him. She made a section of her console particularly sensitive, so she could feel Jack’s expertise more... intimately.
With any luck, Jack would use his infinite charms on her Doctor, and then his expertise would improve.
***
“What’s goin’ on?” her Doctor asked, one day, when he found them. “Jack?”
Jack, who was naked, so it should have been perfectly obvious what was going on, stopped caressing her and swaggered over to her Doctor. “Doc,” he said, and smiled.
“Captain. What have you been doing with my ship?”
He just tilted his head, clearly completely comfortable being nude, waiting for her Doctor to work it out.
“You only said hello, didn’t you, Jack?”
“Oh, yeah. Looks like it got me some bonus points, too.” Jack grinned. She went blind, just for a few seconds.
Again.
For another, but equally pleasurable reason.
“Jack, saying hello always gets you ‘bonus points’.” He rolled his eyes and even made air quotes around ‘bonus points’.
Jack just took her Doctor’s hand in his, and said, “Your beautiful lady wanted some Captain Action, Doc. She’s not getting enough from you, apparently. As pretty a ship as she is, that’s kinda tragic.”
“You could have told me, old girl,” her Doctor said.
He seemed upset, so she hummed gently at him, as an apology.
And there was Jack's wicked, mischief-making smile. “C’mon,” he said, leading her Doctor over to that section of the console. “Let me show you how to make her scream.”
-end-