Torchwood - drabble for tw100 - Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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Title - Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Author - laurab1
Characters - Jack, Ianto
Rating - PG-13
Challenge - tw100 challenge - kiss kiss bang bang
Length - drabble
Spoilers - 2.12 Fragments & one of the novels
Summary - Dr No, today, Jack noticed.
Disclaimer: alas, none of these people are mine
Feedback is loved and appreciated :) Enjoy!
Note - In some of Europe & the Far East, 007 is also known as Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, after a song in Thunderball.



Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
by Laura

“Jones. Ianto Jones,” the kid introduced himself as.

Bond fan? Many, many lines he could try, if that was the case. Jack smirked, as he imagined possibilities.

Later, Ianto Jones did indeed turn out be a fan of 007.

***

Dr No, today, Jack noticed, taking a break to sexually harass his newest employee, in the Tourist Information Centre. “So, do you wanna be him, or shag him?”

Ursula Andress then appeared. “Or shag both of them?”

“We’re already him, sir,” was Ianto’s quick reply. “The rest is your fantasy.”

Well. “True enough. Great fantasy, though.”

“If you say so, sir.”

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