I'm sorry....
1) I'm sorry for ever pursuing out whoever it was who asked if i had a girlfriend. FYI: I do not.
2) I'm sorry that i ever opened my big mouth and for the possible consequences that have occured because of it.
3) I'm sorry for ruining x-mas
4) I'm sorry for not being a supportive friend
5) I'm sorry for being too much of a friend
6) I'm sorry for never having a boyfriend
7) I'm sorry for actually wanting to socialize
8) I'm sorry for being so selfish and for pursuing unreachable goals
9) I'm sorry for using your soap, make-up, toothpaste, socks, and anything else you accuse me of without asking
10) I'm sorry if i have not addressed all of those who are seeking apologies from me. Again I'm sorry
May your x-mas be brighter than mine has been