After spending pretty much the entirety of my Monday off couch-potatoing and chanel surfing, I have come to the productive conclusion that John Mayer is, indeed, a complete and utter mongbean-slash-retard.
So he tends to poke his tongue out a hell of a lot. I think this photo captures that really well. When I have time I might attempt to photoshop some dirty fat asian man squatting over his head as though some kind of sadistic Asian torture-fest is taking place.
Here are another couple of examples of how demented this man is:
Discuss.