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why dynagrip and I are internet BFF and should make out:
christopher says: my perfect date?
having fun and not hating the bitch afterwards
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top 10 lweast samart things to do at 2:37am
one of the least smart LJ posts I have ever made, but here goes. worst decisions of the night ( Read more... ) -
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I am on a LJ strike until enihprom stops hating me and starts talking to me again.
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L-dubbs is a selfish asshole.
I often wonder what it will feel like to ever have to stop being such a selfish jerk. I mean. As an example, I see people being all "I wonder what XXXXX wants to eat tonight. I would like thai food, but I think he wants mexican so he wins." and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but I'm so used to be like "biiiiiiiiiiitch I want thai, stat ( Read more... ) -
being old and busted has its perks
the number one thing I miss about living by myself:
blaring rap music, drinking beer and getting ready to go out.
I'm going out (as usual) with Josh & Chadd. Call me if you want to come. -
long and pretty random
dear married men of the world ( Read more... ) -
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another reason why working here kicks ass. this is my paycheck that I got today and it makes me laugh that we discuss K-Fed on a regular basis. We got off early on the day Britney filed for divorce.
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hungover like a muthhhhhhhhhhhhha
last night, Krysta and I drank an entire botle of wine before we left the house. we sat around watching Rob & Big on MTV until we finished (p.s. that show is freaking awesome. I could watch the scene of Rob singing Ridin' Dirty on loop forever.) and then went out to the Handlebar west. Handlebar West is a small step above the normal beaumont bar ( Read more... ) -
chiro chiro practor
in other news, I work for a chiropractor and I've never been to a chiropractor before. I talk to people all day about their backs hurting, but I've never actually been "adjusted" before ( Read more... ) -
a note to the rest of the planet:
"crocs" are NOT cute*. I don't care if they are the most comfortable thing ever to put on your feet, they are AWFUL. Terrible. if I had the choice whether to win a lifetime supply of mustard or eliminate Crocs, I'd pick elimination. and I like mustard a lot.
this may just be a white trash Texas thing, but really, since when is it okay to wear a ( Read more... )