The Truth About Leader Jaebum Part 5A Extra
Title: The Truth About Leader Jaebum Part 5A Extra : What Really Happened in Junsu's Room Between the Jun Brothers OR It Was All Completely Innocent, I Swear
Character/Pairing: Ninja!Jay/Taec, Ninja!evil genius Nichkhun/Junsu, minor Chansung/Junho/Wooyoung, Jun Brothers bffery! (main)
Genre: humor, crack, and a little romance
Rating: pg-13ish but only a little?
Word Count: 1, 651
Disclaimer: Blarg! Don't remind me of what I don't have
Older parts: (1) , (2), (3), (4a), (4b), (5A)
Extra parts: 5b teaser
A/N: Must read 5A first to understand this part.
When the Jun brothers were safely inside Junsu’s room the older man let out a sigh of relief.
“You okay hyung?” Junho examined Junsu’s upset face.
“Yeah, it’s just that Jay-hyung has been pretty scary lately and I want to stay on his good side.” Junsu said shyly.
Junho gave a sympathetic smile and pulled his hyung into a hug. “I know what you mean. No matter what we do, Wooyoung, Chansung and I, we just keep making him mad.” Junsu replied to the hug with a gentle squeeze. After a moment Junsu sat down on his bed and had Junho sit on the chair at Junsu’s keyboard.
“Thanks for doing this hyung, even if it’s just to keep Jay-hyung happy. I really want to improve my singing. I’ve even been working on lyrics.” Junho looked down, his embarrassment apparent.
“I’ve noticed you carrying around that notebook,” he smiled at the younger man. “Have you composed any music for those lyrics?”
Junho shook his head. “Not yet. You’re actually the first person I’ve really talk to about it.” He blushed.
“Well what about Wooyoung and Chansung, you three seem to be pretty close.” Junsu didn’t want to pry, but what has been happening between the three youngest members was pretty hard to miss. Junho just blushed more and Junsu knew that his suspicions had been right, at least about the nature of their relationship.
“We are, close,” he hesitated, “but they kind of tease me about that stuff; so I just sort of keep it to myself.” Junho could be really shy and insecure still sometimes and his boyfriends’ constant teasing didn’t help.
“Well, if you ever feel up to it, I’m always open to see what you’ve been working on.” Junsu would hate to see his dongsaeng discouraged.
“Really? I don’t know my stuff’s not that good.” He looked away, trying to find something interesting on the far wall to study. He felt guilty about sharing a part of himself that was so secret to someone other than Wooyoung or Chansung.
“How about before we get started on the lessons I’ll show you something I was working on just before Jaebum-hyung called his meeting. It is pretty sappy, but I guess I was in a sappy mood.” He smiled as thoughts of Nichkhun came into his mind. He got up and crouched by Junho next to the keyboard and spread out the sheets he had scribbled some lyrics on. He half sung/half talked them so Junho could get a bit of a feel for the song. After those few embarrassing moments were over, a strong blush had crept over Junsu’s face.
“Extremely gooey and flowery, I know, but it just might be the start of the greatest love song ever.” He said with a proud smile.
“What?” Junho burst out laughing.
“All I was trying to say was that a song may start off awkward but it can turn into something great with a little confidence and some hard work.” Junsu pouted.
“Oh, I’m sorry hyung,” Junho felt bad laughing after his hyung had shared a song with him - “but that was pretty awful, I feel like my ears have been stuffed with pink fluff!” He just kept giggling; eyes disappearing into half moons. Junsu eventually joined in, an uncontrollably giggling Junho was just too funny not to laugh at (with).
The two eventually calmed down and decided to start the lesson, officially. Junsu had Junho start off with singing a few lines from one of their songs. Junho stopped when he noticed that Junsu was frowning.
“Hyung? What’s wrong? What’d I do wrong?” Junho was a bit sad. He didn’t think he was bad enough to cause Junsu to frown.
“Don’t panic Junho-ah; it’s something we can fix.” He smiled reassuringly and patted Junho on the head.
“Oh? Well, what is it?” Junho titled his head.
“Well it’s your jaw. It is much too stiff when you sing. You’re so tense I wouldn’t be surprised if your throat was all tightly wound. You have to relax when you sing.” Junho nodded at his hyung’s words. “Okay, now try it again while being more relaxed.” Again Junho began to sing, trying to keep in mind to loosen his jaw more but Junsu just kept frowning.
“No good?” Junho gave a haphazard smile.
“Hhhhmmmm.” Junsu hummed while thinking. “I think we are going to have to try something drastic, since we have such little time.” He began to rummage around the rather cluttered room.
“Ddd-drastic?” Junho was afraid. Well afraid until Junsu pulled out a bunch of bananas, so that’s where they had gone. “Hyung, why are the bananas in your room?” Junho found it oddly suspicious, and was now feeling a bit like Jaebum was justified with all his conspiracies.
“Oh, well, Taecyeon keeps smuggling them in here in the middle of the night when he raids the fridge with Chansung, I try to avoid the food wars.” Junsu pulled one ripe banana off form the bunch and tossed the rest onto Taecyeon’s bed. Junho nodded, understanding how dangerous it was to argue with one of their giant members about their food. They both shivered at the thought.
“Here.” Junsu handed Junho the banana. Junho tilted his head in confusion.
“Put it in your mouth.” Junsu motioned to his mouth.
Junho began to put the banana in his mouth, unpeeled.
“Stop!” Junsu started laughing so hard he almost keeled over.
“What? Stop laughing like that; you’re the one that told me to put it in my mouth!” Junho scoffed. “Really hyung you should be more specific with your instructions if you ever want to be a real teacher.”
“Come on Junho, have some common sense. Do you really think I would expect you to put an unpeeled banana in your mouth? Ewww! Like who knows what it was touching when Taecyeon hid it!” Both men stop and shivered at the hideous thought of moldy socks and indiscernible food bits have touched the banana that Junho had almost put in his mouth. After more bouts of giggling, Junsu tried to proceed.
“Okay Junho, peel it then put as much of the banana in your mouth as you can.” Junsu was completely calm and serious as he said this, but Junho just raised an eyebrow shook his head lightly and followed his hyung’s instructions. Soon Junho had most of the banana in his mouth, practically down his throat and just the end hanging out. He looked at Junsu, waiting to be told what to do next.
“Now sing, without chewing on the banana.” Junsu again, was completely serious. Junho furrowed his brows, trying to say something. “Well, as best as you can. Having the banana there should help you control your jaw but keep it loose so you don’t bite it or choke.” Junsu seemed perfectly fine with the possible danger this could cause the younger man. Junho, feeling no comfort at all and highly doubting his hyung at this point just rolled his eyes and gave it a shot. He sounded awful, of course. Death by singing banana was never a pleasant thing. However, Junho had definitely loosened up and Junsu could see it in his jaw and his facial expression. The absolute ridiculousness of the situation had relaxed Junho and the younger singer, minus banana, was now singing in perfect form. That was all he actually needed; to relax when he sung and not get all worked up and nervous. Junho really got into it now and changed songs. He was now singing Kara’s Mister and shot up to do the “butt dance”. Junsu, who was now laughing hysterically joined in and just then Jaebum busted into the room. Junsu and Junho were caught, dancing up on each other, butts out and banana wedged well into Junho’s mouth. From leader-sii’s angle, it looked like Junsu was about to suck the banana right out of Junho’s mouth because they had inadvertently gotten so close in the small space; as the bedroom allowed them only a limited amount of space to dance in.
Jay’s face drained of all color as he had flashbacks of Seulong molesting Jinwoon’s mouth after the Idol Army Christmas special in the dressing room when they thought that everyone else had left. Stupid Jay had to forget his cell phone. Not again! He slowly began to back up, violently shaking his head side to side until he finally turned and shakily made his way back to the living room. Taecyeon was going to have to tell him some very distracting and soothing bedtime stories tonight to avoid nightmares about this - that's if he can fall asleep at all....imagining all those cooties being shared...
Junsu tried to explain that he was just trying to help Junho loosen up when he sings because of his tense throat but Jaebum didn’t seem to understand anything. Junho was trying not to actually choke on the banana from the shock of being caught in such an embarrassing situation by his hyung; well at least it hadn’t been Wooyoung or Chansung. Junho ended up eating the banana while he and Junsu settled back down on the elder’s bed, side by side. Their giggling had calmed down after Jaebum had crashed their little party. No sooner had Junho swallowed the last bite of fruit when the door burst open again, yet this time so furiously that the Jun brothers jumped into each other’s arms in fear (and screamed like the little girls they were inside).
The two intruders, Wooyoung and Chansung, forcefully pulled Junho from Junsu’s arms without a word and dragged him out, leaving the elder to wonder why all his lessons were ending in increasingly disastrous ways. Did his band mate’s really hate him that much? He began to tear at the thought and soon, he was in full blown wails…
Character/Pairing: Ninja!Jay/Taec, Ninja!evil genius Nichkhun/Junsu, minor Chansung/Junho/Wooyoung, Jun Brothers bffery! (main)
Genre: humor, crack, and a little romance
Rating: pg-13ish but only a little?
Word Count: 1, 651
Disclaimer: Blarg! Don't remind me of what I don't have
Older parts: (1) , (2), (3), (4a), (4b), (5A)
Extra parts: 5b teaser
A/N: Must read 5A first to understand this part.
When the Jun brothers were safely inside Junsu’s room the older man let out a sigh of relief.
“You okay hyung?” Junho examined Junsu’s upset face.
“Yeah, it’s just that Jay-hyung has been pretty scary lately and I want to stay on his good side.” Junsu said shyly.
Junho gave a sympathetic smile and pulled his hyung into a hug. “I know what you mean. No matter what we do, Wooyoung, Chansung and I, we just keep making him mad.” Junsu replied to the hug with a gentle squeeze. After a moment Junsu sat down on his bed and had Junho sit on the chair at Junsu’s keyboard.
“Thanks for doing this hyung, even if it’s just to keep Jay-hyung happy. I really want to improve my singing. I’ve even been working on lyrics.” Junho looked down, his embarrassment apparent.
“I’ve noticed you carrying around that notebook,” he smiled at the younger man. “Have you composed any music for those lyrics?”
Junho shook his head. “Not yet. You’re actually the first person I’ve really talk to about it.” He blushed.
“Well what about Wooyoung and Chansung, you three seem to be pretty close.” Junsu didn’t want to pry, but what has been happening between the three youngest members was pretty hard to miss. Junho just blushed more and Junsu knew that his suspicions had been right, at least about the nature of their relationship.
“We are, close,” he hesitated, “but they kind of tease me about that stuff; so I just sort of keep it to myself.” Junho could be really shy and insecure still sometimes and his boyfriends’ constant teasing didn’t help.
“Well, if you ever feel up to it, I’m always open to see what you’ve been working on.” Junsu would hate to see his dongsaeng discouraged.
“Really? I don’t know my stuff’s not that good.” He looked away, trying to find something interesting on the far wall to study. He felt guilty about sharing a part of himself that was so secret to someone other than Wooyoung or Chansung.
“How about before we get started on the lessons I’ll show you something I was working on just before Jaebum-hyung called his meeting. It is pretty sappy, but I guess I was in a sappy mood.” He smiled as thoughts of Nichkhun came into his mind. He got up and crouched by Junho next to the keyboard and spread out the sheets he had scribbled some lyrics on. He half sung/half talked them so Junho could get a bit of a feel for the song. After those few embarrassing moments were over, a strong blush had crept over Junsu’s face.
“Extremely gooey and flowery, I know, but it just might be the start of the greatest love song ever.” He said with a proud smile.
“What?” Junho burst out laughing.
“All I was trying to say was that a song may start off awkward but it can turn into something great with a little confidence and some hard work.” Junsu pouted.
“Oh, I’m sorry hyung,” Junho felt bad laughing after his hyung had shared a song with him - “but that was pretty awful, I feel like my ears have been stuffed with pink fluff!” He just kept giggling; eyes disappearing into half moons. Junsu eventually joined in, an uncontrollably giggling Junho was just too funny not to laugh at (with).
The two eventually calmed down and decided to start the lesson, officially. Junsu had Junho start off with singing a few lines from one of their songs. Junho stopped when he noticed that Junsu was frowning.
“Hyung? What’s wrong? What’d I do wrong?” Junho was a bit sad. He didn’t think he was bad enough to cause Junsu to frown.
“Don’t panic Junho-ah; it’s something we can fix.” He smiled reassuringly and patted Junho on the head.
“Oh? Well, what is it?” Junho titled his head.
“Well it’s your jaw. It is much too stiff when you sing. You’re so tense I wouldn’t be surprised if your throat was all tightly wound. You have to relax when you sing.” Junho nodded at his hyung’s words. “Okay, now try it again while being more relaxed.” Again Junho began to sing, trying to keep in mind to loosen his jaw more but Junsu just kept frowning.
“No good?” Junho gave a haphazard smile.
“Hhhhmmmm.” Junsu hummed while thinking. “I think we are going to have to try something drastic, since we have such little time.” He began to rummage around the rather cluttered room.
“Ddd-drastic?” Junho was afraid. Well afraid until Junsu pulled out a bunch of bananas, so that’s where they had gone. “Hyung, why are the bananas in your room?” Junho found it oddly suspicious, and was now feeling a bit like Jaebum was justified with all his conspiracies.
“Oh, well, Taecyeon keeps smuggling them in here in the middle of the night when he raids the fridge with Chansung, I try to avoid the food wars.” Junsu pulled one ripe banana off form the bunch and tossed the rest onto Taecyeon’s bed. Junho nodded, understanding how dangerous it was to argue with one of their giant members about their food. They both shivered at the thought.
“Here.” Junsu handed Junho the banana. Junho tilted his head in confusion.
“Put it in your mouth.” Junsu motioned to his mouth.
Junho began to put the banana in his mouth, unpeeled.
“Stop!” Junsu started laughing so hard he almost keeled over.
“What? Stop laughing like that; you’re the one that told me to put it in my mouth!” Junho scoffed. “Really hyung you should be more specific with your instructions if you ever want to be a real teacher.”
“Come on Junho, have some common sense. Do you really think I would expect you to put an unpeeled banana in your mouth? Ewww! Like who knows what it was touching when Taecyeon hid it!” Both men stop and shivered at the hideous thought of moldy socks and indiscernible food bits have touched the banana that Junho had almost put in his mouth. After more bouts of giggling, Junsu tried to proceed.
“Okay Junho, peel it then put as much of the banana in your mouth as you can.” Junsu was completely calm and serious as he said this, but Junho just raised an eyebrow shook his head lightly and followed his hyung’s instructions. Soon Junho had most of the banana in his mouth, practically down his throat and just the end hanging out. He looked at Junsu, waiting to be told what to do next.
“Now sing, without chewing on the banana.” Junsu again, was completely serious. Junho furrowed his brows, trying to say something. “Well, as best as you can. Having the banana there should help you control your jaw but keep it loose so you don’t bite it or choke.” Junsu seemed perfectly fine with the possible danger this could cause the younger man. Junho, feeling no comfort at all and highly doubting his hyung at this point just rolled his eyes and gave it a shot. He sounded awful, of course. Death by singing banana was never a pleasant thing. However, Junho had definitely loosened up and Junsu could see it in his jaw and his facial expression. The absolute ridiculousness of the situation had relaxed Junho and the younger singer, minus banana, was now singing in perfect form. That was all he actually needed; to relax when he sung and not get all worked up and nervous. Junho really got into it now and changed songs. He was now singing Kara’s Mister and shot up to do the “butt dance”. Junsu, who was now laughing hysterically joined in and just then Jaebum busted into the room. Junsu and Junho were caught, dancing up on each other, butts out and banana wedged well into Junho’s mouth. From leader-sii’s angle, it looked like Junsu was about to suck the banana right out of Junho’s mouth because they had inadvertently gotten so close in the small space; as the bedroom allowed them only a limited amount of space to dance in.
Jay’s face drained of all color as he had flashbacks of Seulong molesting Jinwoon’s mouth after the Idol Army Christmas special in the dressing room when they thought that everyone else had left. Stupid Jay had to forget his cell phone. Not again! He slowly began to back up, violently shaking his head side to side until he finally turned and shakily made his way back to the living room. Taecyeon was going to have to tell him some very distracting and soothing bedtime stories tonight to avoid nightmares about this - that's if he can fall asleep at all....imagining all those cooties being shared...
Junsu tried to explain that he was just trying to help Junho loosen up when he sings because of his tense throat but Jaebum didn’t seem to understand anything. Junho was trying not to actually choke on the banana from the shock of being caught in such an embarrassing situation by his hyung; well at least it hadn’t been Wooyoung or Chansung. Junho ended up eating the banana while he and Junsu settled back down on the elder’s bed, side by side. Their giggling had calmed down after Jaebum had crashed their little party. No sooner had Junho swallowed the last bite of fruit when the door burst open again, yet this time so furiously that the Jun brothers jumped into each other’s arms in fear (and screamed like the little girls they were inside).
The two intruders, Wooyoung and Chansung, forcefully pulled Junho from Junsu’s arms without a word and dragged him out, leaving the elder to wonder why all his lessons were ending in increasingly disastrous ways. Did his band mate’s really hate him that much? He began to tear at the thought and soon, he was in full blown wails…