dumb girl in class--"are we generation x or generation y?"
professor--"hmm...i don't really see why that's relevant...."
dumb girl--"but why does it matter if it's relevant?"
professor--"because relevance is relevant."
dumb girl--".ok, i meant to ask what relevance means"
professor--".....maybe you should be taking remedial english instead of ( Read more... )

alright children. i'm in the library right now and all the smart kids are probably judging me since i'm updating an lj instead of arguing the implications that fatalism has on quantum mechanics versus theory of general relativity. fuck, i need to write my goddamn paper ( Read more... )

coming home at 8:30am and 4:29am respectively are not going to continue to work out. although i was a sly sheist and scheduled all my classes on monday and wednesday, it in no way makes it ok for me to keep celebrating "the weekend" FOUR nights a week. i dont sleep at night anymore, unless i accidentally pass out or if its a (minority) school night ( Read more... )

alright lj people. life is good in an luis obispo. cal poly is the perfect school. sierra madre is the BEST dorm. i have the coolest classes, and one of my professors is even probably the hottest grown man i've seen in all my life. our football team kicks ass, the weather is great, my new friends are wonderful, and the weekends here are crazy. ( Read more... )

alright, here's what sucks. after all this time of "laurel, are you excited for college?" and "YEAH OMG I CAN'T WAIT!" ...i'm getting this sudden sinking feeling. like, what if i don't meet people who make me feel like laurel ( Read more... )

i just want to leave and make new friends already. i really feel like there's nothing left for me to absorb here. it's been easier than i thought to cut ties with people. the friendships i've kept are in a stalemate. i don't love them more each day like i used to. it stays the same. things cant keep growing in my relationship either because we both ( Read more... )

not only am i a paid professional now but ...

I ALSO GET TICKETS AND A BACKSTAGE PASS TO THE DEATHCAB FOR CUTIE CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT BECAUSE I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESS!!!

wtf?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

my mom was gone 2 nights, home for one, now she's gone 2 night again, will be home for one, and will be gone for 2 more. it WOULD be chill, except for i'm tired of it and i'm tired of doing all the work. i woke up this morning to the following BULLSHIT ( Read more... )

it's painful when you realize that the majority of the people you called friends in high school didnt actually care about you. they're not traitors, they're not even disagreeable people. they're just human ( Read more... )

everytime i try to explain how i feel about this i come of as really insensitive or harsh. but this is how i feel ( Read more... )