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That job has gots to go!rocket_gerbilApril 1 2004, 19:42:05 UTC
Here is the lowdown on your situation:
1) You are amazing, and any company would be a fool to pass up the opportunity to hire you in any position.
2) Your current job is kinda like a cheap porn actress /it sucks a lot of d*ck, and isnt really pretty, people just watch it because it does dirty things that no one else ever would/ and you should kick said job to the curb as soon as humanly possible. Or faster. Hell, if I had some magical elves or something to help it along, you bet those little green-winged bastards would be working on this thing night and day.
3) Anything that could happen, you could take care of in a second. You have an amazing capacity to make the best out of any situation /even your cheap porn actress of a job/ and you would be able to handle any curve balls that were thrown your way. And I just might help, or try to anyway
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1) You are amazing, and any company would be a fool to pass up the opportunity to hire you in any position.
2) Your current job is kinda like a cheap porn actress /it sucks a lot of d*ck, and isnt really pretty, people just watch it because it does dirty things that no one else ever would/ and you should kick said job to the curb as soon as humanly possible. Or faster. Hell, if I had some magical elves or something to help it along, you bet those little green-winged bastards would be working on this thing night and day.
3) Anything that could happen, you could take care of in a second. You have an amazing capacity to make the best out of any situation /even your cheap porn actress of a job/ and you would be able to handle any curve balls that were thrown your way. And I just might help, or try to anyway ( ... )
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