Hooters…a delightfully tacky restaurant in which overly blessed and under dressed women bring wings and beer to easily amused patrons. What better place to bring the BI? Pictures to follow soon ( Read more... )

Because I haven’t seen enough cows in my life, I’m going to Cowtown. Yeehaw! I figured that the British Invasion ought to get a taste of how the other half of South Jersey gets down on the weekends. I should bring a camera to document all the mullets we’re going to run into. Maybe I’ll even wear my cowboy hat ( Read more... )

And now, a rant. I hate actually calling out of work sick. It takes away a chance of me calling out of work and PRETENDING to be sick. Plus, everyone thinks I’m faking anyway. So instead of using a sick day to goof off and go to the beach, I spent time with my favorite porcelain friend ( Read more... )

My journal looked lonely, so I’d though I would update. So watch out while I spout some stream of consciousness happenings ( Read more... )

The Mo is back! Mo is back in the U S of A. Yay! Carl and I got great souvenirs of a mini-alpaca and pisco. We’ve already placed both in places of honor in the apartment. Although I’m afraid Fizzgig does not care for the mini-alpaca ( Read more... )

Heehee...hail to the chief!

How to make a laurens_laundry
Ingredients:

5 parts anger

3 parts silliness

5 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Sanity is highly overrated. Wake up people! Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Wahahaha…hahahaha ( Read more... )

My brother's high school graduation is this Friday. Even though getting a piece of paper and tossing hats in the air is routine for an old timer like me, it will be a big step seeing my little brother graduate and go on to college ( Read more... )

In true pirate fashion, I stole this from MSN. Hope someone finds it as amusing as I did. And if the word, “Frumkins” ever leaves my mouth, please have the decency to kill me ( Read more... )