happy birthday aj soprano

i guarantee you have never grinded with john legends security guards the way i did tonight

it sucks walking home in heels and even more barefoot on the frozen pavement

thank you amy the vegetarian for the happiest ending of all

this morning i woke up on the right side of the bed. maybe it was my dream about flying around in a hot air balloon that made me so happy... hmm. either way i decided that i have about 2 weeks until i come home and i really need to get my shit together before then. starting today there will be more studying, less eating, and some exercise. i set ( Read more... )

this morning i woke up with marker on my face. i guess that means last night was a lot of fun ( Read more... )

the next time you decide to chop up tiny pieces of pork and put it in my pasta id appreciate a warning. thanks.

excuse me while i stick my finger down my throat.

( king size peanut M&Ms )

so heres a little something something for the kids ( Read more... )

its so quiet in my building right now, everyone around here has already headed home and it seems like everyone that belongs in chicago is back there too, dont worry im on my way ( Read more... )

have you ever noticed how some people are just funny looking?

i know im about a week early but before the list gets too long...i am thankful for ( Read more... )

wow today was good ( Read more... )