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[laurentaytay]

alex said he was goin to go set himself on fire today...

ealier (is that how to spell that word???) i waas wathcing Jenny Jones talk show and there was this commercial for futire shows askin :

"Is your teen daughter way too over-weight to be a player"

oh man i guess you had to be there
so i was like peace

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your spelling is atrocious. earlier has an "r" and future as 2 "u"s. oh and was has only 1 "a".
i didnt know theres a weight limit to being a player. jenny jones is too old to be having shows about players and hoochies and big boobies. i wish she would just go home.

Osh Kosh Bgosh

[anonymous]

man, it's been a while since i've written anything in this god forsaken livejournal. i used to respect the journalism i found on here, but after reading those atrocious comments about Bob Saget's mother, a man whom i've been told i look like many a time, i don't know if i feel the same. Not to mention the Randy's Donuts bashing that took place in previous months. FOR SHAME LAUREN, FOR SHAME!! and by the way, i caught alex shopping for lipstick the other day and he looked like a deer caught in the headlights. i've never seen a man jump so high. i just realized that i'm talking a whole lot more about the previous entry and not this one, so in regards to this one, don't worry about the spelling lauren. Some of the world's most famous people are dyslexic. Al Roecker, Mr. T., Gladice from the Golden Girls. You have entered a very select club. And in closing, i will not answer jenny jone's question, but i will pose this counter-question: If a tree falls in the forest...will jenny be there to question it about its bi-sexual past and