Cursed ovaries!

[laurewyrm]

So, I finally broke down and joined Facebook.

Upon doing so I realized how many friends of mine (from college, high school and present) have children now, or are currenlty prego.

My ovaries are now SCREAMING at me to spawn.  Luckily, I know that within a week I will see some kid at the grocery hollering and being obnoxious, and the feeling will

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[thathatedguy]

I'll hang around in your house, drunk and wearing a diaper. Your ovaries will surrender after the first twelve hours. After 48, they will recede and never, ever bother you again.

[laurewyrm]

I am torn between being excited about the prospect of hanging out with you that much, vs. the mental image you just put in my head.

Also, I am pretty sure your shit is far worse than anything a baby would be able to produce...likely far larger than an actual as well.

[mzdemonique]

i was hit by the amount of babies around lately too. may be we can go sit at the indoor playground at the mall together and witness the insanity. that should help shut the hormones up! (and be less messy than monkey staying with you)

[zellion]

If you both give up we need to form a pregnancy pact like the girls in Boston allegedly did but didnt' really do. We could have some kind of fun ritual.

[mzdemonique]

boston pregnancy pact?

Yikes!

[laurewyrm]

"All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head."

...hmm...as long as the ritual does not include a 24-year-old homeless guy...