The Behr Round Robin - Gen 4.0
[55 pictures behind the LJ Cut.]
This is the house that Carrot Stick Behr built.
This is Carrot Stick Behr dancing in the house that Carrot Stick built.
And this is Carrot Stick spying on the neighbours down the street from the house that Carrot Stick built.
Mesmer Prentiss (nee: Dork)(katu), who has a habit of sponge bathing nude near her windows does not approve of his shenanigans!
Carrot Stick went on an outing which consisted mostly of all of the other founders living on his street and alot of pixel_trade townies, in this shot we see that most of the men on this outing are heart-farting for Mirim Nippin (simpurity), except for her husband Cobain Nippin (nee: Ouroboros)(iliketoplaygod)
Oh I guess he wasn't her husband yet at that point! Oh well, this really is about them they have their own legacy...now where did I leave Carrot Stick...
So the outing was boring, the next day Carrot Stick came home, and since he's not allowed to get a job outside the home as per the rules of his generation, he's taken to going crazy, playing in the bath tub.
Checking himself out in every single reflective surface in the house.
And calling Mirim to tell her No he cannot have babies with her he has to carry on his own legacy, she'll have to sort hers out without him.
He's still making a habit of turning Mesmer's habit into a peep show, she's still not happy about it.
So taking a break from his peeping tom ways, he decides to juggle the breakables.
And while he's out back doing that Dylan Peet (dothesmustle) is out front stealing our invisible newspaper with his glitchy ears.
Another outing, because we're trying to meet a pretty girl so he can have babies (you know one who isn't also trying to start her own legacy), instead we meet a vampire (he'll come in handy later though when he does have kids!),
And an evil witch, who Carrot Stick feels the need to clean up after.
So much for "No Mirim I cannot have your babies!" HE IS OBSESSED WITH HER!
See! OBSESSED! Now he's booty calling her!
Unfortunately though his stalking of Mirim hasn't kept his social bar high enough to avoid a visit from the social bunny.
And I don't know about you but if I were Carrot Stick I would be HORRIBLY embarrassed by this incident, seriously, brawling with an imaginary giant plushie right when your illicit lover walks through the door?
I finally make him do something productive because the wee bit of money he had after moving into the fully furnished house has finally dried up and we need money for a noble purpose.
That's right folks, buying a bride is a noble purpose in the sims!
While pretty, this one unfortunately has to get sent back, because she is not pixel_trade regulation.
So he eagerly tries again.
Success! Charlie Dale (abbycat900) is not only pixel_trade regulation, she's also absolutely adorable!
Let's also hope she's smarter than Carrot Stick here appears to be, for the sake of their kids.
These two waster no time! None what so ever!
Hmmm the fact that she's eating the rotten food instead of waiting 5 seconds for the fresh stuff he's making doesn't leave me much hope for their children.
So then she eats again when he's made the fresh stuff, silly Charlie.
But at least they're having fun together and getting along.
Carrot Stick still loves his telescope.
But not as much as he now loves shagging Charlie.
Who by the way has moved in and is now singing her psychedelic praises to the porcelain gods because she's up the duff.
Why Hello there Sir Plum Pie! (simsforaranya) I hope you enjoy our invisible paper and diaf!
Charlie came with a gold robotics badge, so I use her to build us a nanny bot!
OOps that'll teach you to stargaze in a thunderstorm!
So close, yet so very, VERY far.
No win in the kitchen either folks.
Charlie's trying to be all sexy, Carrot Stick's look says he's so over that kind of behavior.
This is Carrot Stick and Charlie "working".
And This is their first born daughter Blind Faith Behr.
And this is Blind Faith's father heading off to get her a little sibling.
And here he is coming back!
Clearly the abduction has not enabled to the ability to successfully find a toilet in time.
Nanny Bot!
Go Nanny Bot go!
Mewtwo Pokemon (javabean_dreams) wants us all to know he thinks the newest addition to the Behrs is HAWT!
Everyone, meet Beluga Behr, Beluga this is everyone.
Seeing as how I forgot to get them married, I may as well start that process now so that I don't have to change the second baby's last name in SimPE as well.
Apparently though commitment makes Charlie go crazy. And that in turn makes Carrot Stick want to SMASH her.
Charlie still continues...
to lose in the kitchen. Though Beluga isn't much better.
She stood there 5 feet from the fire bathing Blind Faith in the kitchen sink.
MOAR BABIES!
While Beluga is the only one doing any actual parenting.
And in her spare time Charlie also managed to make a dysfunctional clean bot. Safe to say that thing was deactivated right away!
And I leave you with Charlie trying to abort the upcoming Behr baby via food poisoning.
Catch-Up
Gen: [ 4.0 ]