The Ouroboros Round Robin - Gen 8.0
[62 pictures behind the LJ Cut this update.]
The gen 7 heir of the Ouroboros, as voted on by you the readers, Charlie Ouroboros, as she appears in my game, with my alien default skin and default dark blue eyes. That on her face is full face makeup for anyone wondering, not part of the skin.
Nothing interesting happened to dear Charlie until her welcome wagon arrived, but once they came, well everything kind of exploded, you'll see what I mean!
Welcome Wagon member #1: Jefferson Jethro Happypants.
Welcome Wagon member #2: Orchid Chroma.
Welcome Wagon member #3: Me!
Charlie and I bond over talk of school, and while we're doing that.
The two brother-in-laws are out front having a laugh at Orchid's goldfish impression.
bondchick_nett and I were excited when Jefferson Jethro turned up in the welcome wagon because the minute I saw Charlie's turn ons of brunettes and blondes, I said to Nett, that I bet she'd end up with Jefferson Jethro! This negative conversation would have you thinking otherwise...but...
Get him talking about kissing and he's so enthusiastic you'd have to pay him to shut up.
Apparently tennis is another subject that they are both very gung-ho about however.
Like I said, she knows what she wants and she's got her eyes set on Jefferson Jethro.
However I think it's a mistake to gossip about an atrociously evil warlock while said warlock is in hearing range.
Orchid: *plots their deaths evilly* *cackles*
This is the beginning of Charlie's autonomous spree toward having the fastest generation EVER.
Jefferson Jethro: *stares blatantly at Charlie's vajayjay as they dance*
While they're dirty dancing Orchid is also having a boogie over by the stereo, what am I doing while they're all dancing you ask?
Well of course I'm sat on Charlie's couch playing her video games...duh.
Accepting an autonomous facial caress at this stage of their relationship speaks volumes about what is to come.
A little more autonomous making out,
and then Charlie takes a break to do the dishes so her guests aren't overcome by stink and flies.
While she does that Jefferson Jethro goes to dance by Orchid.
But the minute she's finished they're right back to dancing together.
Now you see why I said what I said about facial caresses at that point of their relationship.
Charlie: *waits to talk to Jefferson Jethro*
Jefferson Jethro: *exchanges cooking anecdotes with Laurie*
Laurie: *can't cook and is completely BSing Jefferson Jethro*
Jefferson Jethro: I love you Charlie...Okay so I've gotta go now, but I'll be back in a few hours...
Jefferson Jethro: Okay so it's only been an hour but I wanted to drop this off while I'm taking a break but yeah I'll be back in a few hours.
DAY ONE OF CHARLIE'S EXISTENCE: *ends*
And come back he did, at dawn, of day TWO of Charlie's existence, and is greeted with a make out session.
Jefferson Jethro: See told you I'd be back in a few hours, I just had to go home and pack up all my stuff so I could move in :D.
(This was literally the ONLY time I actually had to command these two, because sims can't autonomously ask other sims to move in)
Charlie: Awesome! Get yourself unpacked and settled in, I'll be back in a few hours I just have to go to work.
Jefferson Jethro: Right on.
Jefferson Jethro: I have new clothes and I like them :D.
As you can see they have a butler, but instead of doing his job and cooking for poor, hungry Jefferson Jethro, he walks around SNEEZING so Jefferson Jethro has to fend for himself.
Jefferson Jethro: Welcome back from work baby! *smothers with kisses*
And then her LTW job appeared! Huzzah!
Autonomous baby making on the couch! It's not even the end of day two and she's knocked up XD.
When he was naked on the couch making babies I noticed he was fat, and I hate the male fat morph.
DAY THREE OF CHARLIE'S EXISTENCE: *begins*
Jefferson Jethro: Charlie, I've never met anyone I've loved as much as I love you, will you marry me?
Charlie: Hells yeah! Look at how big that rock is!
Then she decided to invite me over and I asked if I could bring a friend...and then I showed up with her future sister-in-law Lark Francette Chroma (née Happypants). So my theory is that on day two after leaving Charlie's I must have called up Lark Francette and told her about how close Jefferson Jethro and Charlie were and she wanted to check out if Charlie is good enough for her little brother XD.
Please note that whenever these two have sex one is always in underwear while the other is naked!
Proof that she really did get knocked up by that couch escapade.
Charlie: Oh god I hope that there's no sailors in my teeth *scrubs with finger*
I'm not explaining that to anyone who doesn't get it XD.
Edward's genes = SUPER AFFECTIONATE CHILDREN. Seriously Every single one of his children is a PDAholic.
Please note this is now day FOUR of her existence.
How's this for best wedding entrance EVER!?! And I thought Orchid arriving by broom at the welcome wagon was awesome XD.
You know if you're going to have a dress rehearsal, it's him who is supposed to kiss you Charlie.
Jefferson Jethro & Charlie: *are married now*
Lark Francette: *inhales Orchid's scent*
Jefferson Jethro: *kisses the bride with fervour*
Lark Francette: *stares creepily at Orchid*
Yes, yes she did spend the ENTIRE ceremony alternating between sniffing him and staring at him, she didn't even TRY and find a seat. (Oh and I found out after the ceremony ended, that *I* spent the entire thing playing darts in the living room XD)
Wedding cake: *matches the kitchen decor*
Perse & Kimberleigh Jelka *spend the reception making out drunkenly in the living room*
To escape the madness of the reception and have a moment to themselves, the happy couple have a romantic moonlight dance on the porch.
As you can see everyone had a rip-roaring time!
And then they spend their honeymoon having couch sex.
After which Charlie ends the day with a pop, her second!
Then autonomously goes to clean the toilet.
Charlie: So Laurie did you see that EPIC episode of Law & Order: Sim City last night?
Laurie: Yeah! It was SO epic!
So it's almost midnight on the first Friday/Saturday of Charlie's existence, she and Jefferson Jethro celebrate this fact by dancing,
and then making out. Aka they celebrate it the same way they celebrate everything else.
And then right at midnight, Charlie goes into labour.
Jefferson Jethro: Dayum my wife is hot when she's giving birth!
Jefferson Jethro: Okay yeah, had enough of this labour stuff, brb taking a piss.
Charlie: WHAT!?! Where the hell are you going!?!?! Get back here you bastard I'm having your babies!
Yes babIES. Triplets as you can see from this picture. All girls, named after the three female main characters in the first three books of L.J. Smith's Night World series.
Poppy Ouroboros. Dad's hair and eyes.
Thea Ouroboros. Dad's hair, Mum's eyes.
Mary-Lynette Ouroboros. Mum's hair and eyes.
And Jefferson Jethro starts playing favourite early on with Thea.
The butler on the other hand continues to aggravate me by OVER FEEDING the babies! ACK!
Charlie is watching you. So you better come back for the next update! Or she'll find you!
In the next Ouroboros update - toddlers! and possibly children I haven't finished playing it yet XD
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