The Ouroboros Round Robin - Gen 8.3
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Poppy: ...So then he says "Do you know Praying Manits?" and Achoo replies "You're looking at him."
Tess: Hahah! Oh right! I remember that line, that movie was awesome!
Well they're not praying mantis but I'm certain they must be related somehow!
Thea: *lobs ball* Here catch!
Jet: GAH! Where's the ball I can't see it for the sun and snow!
Jet: *grunts* Here catch! *whips ball at Thea*
Thea: OW! That hurt! Why are you such an asshole?
And now for something more wholesome, dancing with one's significant other.
So it's not snowing and yet the water balloon she just made is covered in snow? Sense, this makes none.
Hey Mary-Lynette, trying to give you boyfriend hypothermia is not the way to woo him, unless he's the Saint and you're a scientist who has discovered the formula for cold fusion...
Apparently Thea decided not to let her sisters know about Jet's violent tendencies.
Mary-Lynette: Hey Jet! :D
Jet: Hey M'lin! :D
Poppy: *cackles* Hey Terence it's NOOGIE TIME! *noogies hard*
Terence: Dammnit! OW!
Mary-Lynette: Hey Terence, you know Jet? Well his mum is totally...
Poppy: Hey Jet you know that Brunette townie woman I hear she ended up locked out of her house in her underwear in the snow.
Jet: *Howls with laughter so loud he drowns out Mary-Lynette's gossip about his mother*
Poppy: Hey Terence, what's that ugly thing on your head? *jabs* Oh, it's your FACE! *laughs forever*
Terence: OW! What the shit is your problem Poppy!??!
Mary-Lynette: *smiles obliviously*
Jet: :D Hey! You're a heartless bitch! Why aren't you defending your boyfriend? *pimp slaps*
Mary-Lynette: :D :D Thank you sir, may I have another?
Poppy then gets revenge on Jet for slapping around her sister, while Mary-Lynette and Terence boogie down.
Seamus: Oh my god. I have boobies pressed against my chest! :D :D :D :D
And speaking of boobies! What is going on here miss Mary-Lynette?
Mary-Lynette: Mmmmphm! Go 'way. Tryin' to get laid.
Yes I can see that but please remember you're only 15.
Yeah they didn't listen to me, I am not surprised.
This is a typical after school day for the girls, Poppy talks on the phone, while Tess dances, Mary-Lynette has tickle wars with Terence and Thea makes out with Seamus.
All the while their father just sits on the couch and doesn't give a damn that his kids have raunchy house parties every day.
O_O SEAMUS WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH SHAW?!!? You're aware Thea will kill you if she finds out about this right? You're damn lucky she's at work!
You know how in the old movies when a girl would get seriously kissed her foot would just kind pop? Well Terence is that girl.
Charlie: I've been sucking up to the boss all day, better make sure there's no evidence left.
You're damn straight I just went there.
Tess: Hey Terence!!! I wanna talk to you!
Terence: WTF Bitch! You banged my head against the counter!
Tess: *shoves Terence* Awww come on don't be such a jerk! Taaaaaaaalllllllllk too meeeee!
Terence: Go away, I'm not talking to you, your girlfriend keeps hurting me!
Terence: I hate you.
Charlie & Jefferson Jethro: *enjoy shameless PDA*
Terence: Okay I hate that too. Ew. *minus minus*
Seamus: Hey Shaw come and join me in the hot tub for some sexy times.
Shaw: Yeaaaaaaaah, see that won't be happening for the obvious reason that I am not insane enough to sleep with you in your girlfriend's hot tub.
See aren't you glad you didn't sleep with Shaw? Instead you got to give Thea her first kiss!
And I'm sure every boy but Shaw (who is as into chicks as Poppy is into dudes) was standing at the base of the porch oogling and catcalling at this point.
Thea: A HAHAHAHAHAH! You want ME? to go steady with YOU? After what you did with Shaw in my living room? In front of my sisters and their s/os? Yeah not happening there skippy. Not till you learn to keep it in your pants.
SO even though the whole family is eating he decides to make lobster for everyone...
Well at least he didn't burn it.
Jefferson Jethro wanted a sauna, so I built him one, and added a hot tub and a bench I'm calling it their pool house area even though they don't have a pool, maybe I'll give them one after the girls move out XD.
Mary-Lynette & Thea: *uber into their gaming*
Mary-Lynette: Uhm, Pops? You're not made of glass, could you uhm, ya know...move? Please?
Poppy: *acts all put upon* Okay fine I'll go sit on my video game watching seat. *cheers them on*
I don't even understand how they are playing that game in two player mode. SENSE IT MAKES NONE.
Yeah just your usual teens doing teen stuff, Seamus is making Thea touch his hands for stupid reasons, while Terence and Mary-Lynette practice their mouth-to-mouth in the background.
Mary-Lynette: Why do you have to be such an asshole? All we've ever done is try to be nice to you; you jerk!
Jet: D:! But I'm not an asshole, I'm a member of the black generation!
Jet: *snarls* You backstabbing bitch! You're always talking shit about me! *shoves*
Jet: *rages* EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME! YOU"RE ALL JUST OUT TO GET ME! I HATE YOU ALL!
Well aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
Poppy: Tess baby, come here I wanna give you something! *noogies with abandon and affection*
Tess: Ow! OW! Poppet! We talked about this kind of rough display of your affections! Keep it to the bedroom please!
Thea: I have consented to forgive you for the Shaw incident it's been two days and you have proved loyal. *eskimo kiss*
Seamus: So sexy times naow?
Thea: Yes!
Anyone want to hazard a guess as to who is concealed within this cloud?
50 million points to anyone who saw this one coming.
This one was just aw obvious.
Terence: Oh my god I hope he doesn't hurt her pretty face!
Way to be a man there Terence. Way to be a man.
Terence: Wow he has a fine ass, how can I get an ass like that?
Become a teenage werewolf? I know this guy name of Fenrir who could help you out with that.
Thea made bologna sandwiches for all the favourite men in her life.
The real reason she did it was to keep them all from panting at the window over this.
Poppy of course is extremely thankful for that act and doesn't mind that it means she's the last of the girls to lose her virginity.
Jet: You had sex with Poppy and we couldn't even watch? I hate you! *rages*
Tess: *is bawling because he bitch slapped her before going off at her*
Jet really has problems with women...at least any woman in this house.
Seamus: Hey Mr. Ouroboros what's that on the wall?
Jefferson Jethro: What? Where? It better not be a spider I hate spiders! *whirls to look*
Seamus: *Prepares to pelt with water bomb*
Not the best way to get in good with the girlfriend's dad dude.
Thea comes home from work and sets about making an army of zombie snowmen who can come and help out as hospital volunteers.
Poppy: So then this ditz in a pink satin dress comes over just as we're throwing the chum to the fish and of course it was windy, so you can see what happened, I mean COME ON! Who wears pink satin to a freaking marine life park?
Mary-Lynette: *laughs ass off forever*
Jet: This family makes my gloomy existence even more gloomy so I'm gonna be a jackass and steal their paper.
Just another regularly scheduled afternoon dance party, I think this is the real reason Jet was pissed, no one invited him to this one.
See! Mr. Mopington saw the party through the window and then kicked over the trash can. Jerkoff!
And of course when Poppy comes out to confront him a fight ensues, the Butler of courses thinks this is poor form and gives them a definite thumbs down.
Even with 10 body points the werewolf still kicks her ass.
TESS TO THE RESCUE!
Tess: Listen here buddy! You keep your filthy dog paws off my girlfriend! I know Edward Cullen and I will TOTALLY call him in to kick your mangy mutt butt!
Jet: *slaps several times* WTF flavour of drugs are you on? Edward Cullen is my grandfather you dimwit! I'm your stupid girlfriend's cousin!
And on that happy note, it's birthday time, which in true gen 8 fashion means that somewhere in the house there are shenanigans a foot.
Charlie: Hey Jefferson Jethro, the girls are about to become adults, you know what that means right?
Jefferson Jethro: *distressed* Yes it means my time in the limelight is almost up! D:
Charlie: NO! It means it's time to celebrate with sex!
Jefferson Jethro: OH! RIGHT YEAH! :D :D :D
The party is so crowded that Seamus can't even move to that large open spot behind Poppy so that Mary-Lynette can, you know actually get to her cake.
katu told me to age up the significant others too so here goes Tess right after Poppy.
And then Terence right after Mary-Lynette.
Of course this coming of age wouldn't be complete without one last attempt on their parents parts to embarrass them throughly in front of their peers.
Tess: *gets in Jet's face* How do you like me now sucker! I could kick your ass from here to Turkey turkey!
Jet: *growls and snarls* Back off bitch, I bite, and you won't like the way you look once I have.
Thea: *swoons* Now I can move out and marry the love of my life!
Who decided to go and age up in the back doorway!
So apparently ageing at their house made Terence think he was entitled to spend the night without being asked.
Which of course forced Charlie into sleeping in one of the kids beds.
Charlie and Jefferson Jethro would like to end this generation on a high note by inviting you all to join them in one last dance.
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