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PearlJammed413: u know who's funny
Destiny1151: who?
PearlJammed413: henry IV of france
PearlJammed413: *was funny, till he got killed by a crazy monk
Destiny1151: I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!
Destiny1151: in our class, we call him "the fanatical friar"
PearlJammed413: dude how fucking funny is the st bartholemews day massacre
Destiny1151: HAHA IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY EXCEPT I'M A PROTESTANT AND PROBABLY MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER GOT KILLED ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PearlJammed413: LMAO
PearlJammed413: ITS SO HILARIOUS
PearlJammed413: cause the queen is all like dude lets be friends
PearlJammed413: and the huguenots are all like sweet man
PearlJammed413: and then shes all like GAHHH DIEEEE
PearlJammed413: and she chops them all up
PearlJammed413: and she scares everyone
PearlJammed413: kinda like when the ghost pops up in horror movies
Destiny1151: haha, dude, what was up with her sons??? why were they all so sickly and weak?!
PearlJammed413: cept it aint no ghost
PearlJammed413: OMFG
PearlJammed413: IN MY TEXT BOOK
Destiny1151: seriously, stop letting your mother run your life
PearlJammed413: they're like "and he died and he died and he lasted unil 9120342985"
PearlJammed413: im like
PearlJammed413: LASTED?!
PearlJammed413: IS THAT POLITICALLY CORRECT?!
Destiny1151: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PearlJammed413: im like dude
PearlJammed413: 1. ur mom is an italian silk trader
PearlJammed413: 2. ur mom is italian
PearlJammed413: 3 . why do u all keep dying
PearlJammed413:4. why do u all keep dying at like age 14
Destiny1151: SERIOUSLY
PearlJammed413: why are the french kings all sickly
PearlJammed413: its because of inbreeding probably
PearlJammed413: omg my text book cracks jokes
Destiny1151: because they are from france and live on a diet solely consisting of bread and cheese
PearlJammed413: its like...and all the spanish kings after that were so mentally unstable that it made the whole country imbeciles
PearlJammed413: im like u did not just say that
Destiny1151: we did a royal family tree and it was like...a square
Destiny1151: ROFL!
PearlJammed413: LMFAO
PearlJammed413: A SQUARE
PearlJammed413: it would be!
PearlJammed413: bc everyone fucks everyone!
Destiny1151: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
PearlJammed413: thats all they do!
PearlJammed413: is fuck eachother and then cut off eachothers heads after!
PearlJammed413: its like honey i love you, but i'll have to sever your neck tendons now
Destiny1151: LMAO!
PearlJammed413: dude i really liked henry iv though
PearlJammed413: i got emotional when that fucking friar decided to be retarded
PearlJammed413: he restored france :-(
Destiny1151: fer reals!
PearlJammed413: he was cool
PearlJammed413: except
PearlJammed413: omg the funniest thing
PearlJammed413: he randomly decides to change religions after the st bartholemews day massacre
PearlJammed413: they're like..we'll cut off your testicles and eat them for dinner and hes like no you wont..because..because..IM NOT PROTESTANT ANYMORE!
Destiny1151: HAHA I KNOW!
PearlJammed413: and everyones like aite cool.
PearlJammed413: i like pissed myself
Destiny1151: haha and then henry viii
PearlJammed413: o..m..g..that fat bastard
Destiny1151: what?? no anullments in catholicism??? WELL THEN I WILL BREAK AWAY FROM THE CHURCH AND CREATE MY OWN RELIGION THAT IS EXACTLY LIKE CATHOLICISM EXCEPT I CAN DIVORCE THE UGLY WOMEN I MARRY
PearlJammed413: LOL! I KNOW
PearlJammed413: omg
PearlJammed413: hes such a fuckwit
Destiny1151: seriously
Destiny1151: i also hate mary queen of scots
PearlJammed413: HAHAAHAHAHA MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS
PearlJammed413: oh god its all so funny
PearlJammed413: they like tied her to a tree for 25 years
Destiny1151: ROFL
PearlJammed413: LOL!!!!
PearlJammed413: dont you just picture her like
PearlJammed413: pacing back and forth on a random manor somewhere
PearlJammed413: and they like occasionally feed her
PearlJammed413: she serves no purpose at all
Destiny1151: i know, really
PearlJammed413: elizabeth just decided one day she didnt like her
Destiny1151: i know!
PearlJammed413: i love how their best solution to the problem is to just imprison her for life
PearlJammed413: and then chop off her head on some random day
Destiny1151: then spain was all like OH NO YOU DI'NT!!!! and invaded and whatever
PearlJammed413: LOL!!!
PearlJammed413: LMFAO
PearlJammed413: "OH NO YOU DI'NT"
Destiny1151: yeah cuz spain consists of black people from the ghetto
Destiny1151: phillp ii's real name was moesha
PearlJammed413: LMFAO
PearlJammed413: u
PearlJammed413: are all over my profile
Destiny1151: hahahahahahahahaha
PearlJammed413: oh god i love you
PearlJammed413: u have to
PearlJammed413: ...come over some time
PearlJammed413: and we can talk euro