Does anyone else get a little sad when they check their e-mail and don't even have any junk mail?

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wary casanova (1:05:52 AM): youve finger painted with hot chicks ( Read more... )

Raiding sorority houses of all silverware, plates, bowls, and any and all cooking utensils = good idea.

Jordan has jungle fever.

this post was wrong so i deleted it.

this saturday i have a rugby game against osu in columbus, come watch. ill let you know the time when i know when it is.

BG stands for Boring Girls.

no girls up here have any resemblance of a personality.

I buzzed my head last night. Feels good. Five pounds lighter.

Joined a fraternity last night, don't worry. Reminds me of Revenge of the Nerds.

I am happy.

On monday I got pulled over by an airplane. well actually i got clocked by a plane and pulled over by an officer further down the road. $95. damn ( Read more... )