Where did the time go? Weren't you just like 15 when we met?
Don't mix citrus and beer. Citrus fruits hide the taste of skunk in old beer. Kinda. They don't make good beer taste any better.
If ya wanna drink a beer, drink a beer. If ya wanna drink something fruity, drink something fruity.
Oh, wait.... You're a newbie to drinking.(Legally) Yeah. Still, don't put fruit in beer. Unless you're forced to drink Corona. Corona is the sorriest excuse for premium beer in the world. A fucking warm Natty Light tastes better than a cold Corona with lime on any day of the YEAR.
Also, cheeseburgers taste better than any booze you can buy. Sex is better when you can remember the name of the person that you woke up next to, and it REALLY sucks to wake up in an unfamiliar place when you are about to have diarrhea.
Congrats on turning 21. Your father is now going to be having nightmares until you get married.
Well... ok, I take that back. 98.7% of the time :)
But you really would be surprised. People put orange in blue moon because the brew itself is made to have a slightly orange undertone, and the orange is set in there to enhance the flavor. I put orange in blue moon when I crack a bottle, so the orange on the rim was expected and if it hadn't been there I might even have been a little disappointed. Hehe.
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Don't mix citrus and beer. Citrus fruits hide the taste of skunk in old beer. Kinda. They don't make good beer taste any better.
If ya wanna drink a beer, drink a beer. If ya wanna drink something fruity, drink something fruity.
Oh, wait.... You're a newbie to drinking.(Legally) Yeah. Still, don't put fruit in beer. Unless you're forced to drink Corona. Corona is the sorriest excuse for premium beer in the world. A fucking warm Natty Light tastes better than a cold Corona with lime on any day of the YEAR.
Also, cheeseburgers taste better than any booze you can buy. Sex is better when you can remember the name of the person that you woke up next to, and it REALLY sucks to wake up in an unfamiliar place when you are about to have diarrhea.
Congrats on turning 21. Your father is now going to be having nightmares until you get married.
Be smart, Katie.
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just sayin :)
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Well... ok, I take that back. 98.7% of the time :)
But you really would be surprised. People put orange in blue moon because the brew itself is made to have a slightly orange undertone, and the orange is set in there to enhance the flavor. I put orange in blue moon when I crack a bottle, so the orange on the rim was expected and if it hadn't been there I might even have been a little disappointed. Hehe.
Also I think I was 13. Maybe? I'm not sure. XD
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