Huh.

[lavenderfrost]

So, apparently that Butterball in your fridge is part of a massive secret Muslim conspiracy to impose evil Shari'a law on America.  Through poultry.  Yeah.

Comments

[bluetooth16]

Aren't halal and kashrut slaughtering standards of poultry and land mammals pretty much the same? Also, both forbid cruel methods of slaughter (which only the most hardcore PETA people oppose). This article is full of bullshit.

[lavenderfrost]

Pretty much. I guess humane slaughtering is unAmerican? REAL 'MURRKINS WOULD SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN TURKEY-WATERBOARDING.

[just_ruth]

*snort* so the fact that it's also kosher doesn't put their knickers in a knot?

Pfeh!

[lavenderfrost]

Nah - it's only the Muslims who are evil scary monsters waiting in the wings to convert us at swordpoint and stuff our faces with halal meat and hummus. (Mmmm...hummus...*wants*)