Today's Horoscope:

"Intelligence isn't always about what books you read. You're as smart as you feel."(emphasis added)

well fuck

Best Text Message Ever:

Hey babygirl, this is kevin alex's friend. Thank u for giving me d number 4 legal advice. The decree looked ok once d x changed it. I was wondering if ud let me buy u a drink this weekend. If ur not busy

Translation

Hey, my divorce went through, wanna go out?

Decree: divorce
Number 4 legal advice: legal aid

I feel like this morning I woke up ( Read more... )

After some somewhat serious thought I felt I should bring a serious change in ideology to the attention of my friends ( Read more... )

I hate OCI.

Arvind left Texas.

After a party last night, I rolled out of bed and somehow made it to campus by my usual 7 a.m.. As I tread the familiar ground to the coffee shop counter, the barrista asked, “how are you doing today ( Read more... )

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I made honor roll!

living in my parents home
in debt
single
fat

..oh this one is a winner.