Her freakishness, her awkward height...
"Unlike another Rihanna, our Rhianna proved to be one-note."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"People are going to remember me!" - Yes, Ann. People will remember you as part of a statistic in the ANTM-verse. Be proud.
Unrelated: Having watched many past cycles recently, I just want a montage of Tyra's hair-volution as cycles go on. I'm sure it exists, but I'm kind of too lazy to Google it.
Also, I hate when the girls try to guess what the Tyra Mail means, but can't keep in mind the schedule of the show - the photoshoot is usually the third Tyra Mail each week. Come on, girls. Keep it together.
Liz the drip: "Do you think there's a risk of this getting caught in the conveyor belt?"
Ms. J: "Girl, fashion is a risk"
Perhaps someone will actually stomp to the death on this runway! Exciting! Making girls walk on the conveyor belt is the greatest thing I have ever heard. I love this idea. Making public fools of the girls before I have a chance to!
"Jane is all academics in the face" - I don't know what this means, but you can bet I'll be using it to describe someone later today.
LOVE ANDRE LEON TALLEY IN A T-SHIRT. He's casual. Don't worry about it.
Kacey: "You're spitting in my face."
Liz the drip: "That's what people do when they [sic] pissed off!"
Life lessons, y'all.
I can't wait till the judges get on Ann for only looking like a model when she's got super hair and make-up on. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand: cue the breakdown. Can't wait. She might be drippier than Liz. I just noticed her arms for the first time and I'm super freaked out by it. Niiiiiiiightmares, they are made of Ann.
"At Top Model, we have the ugly pretty" - Yes, Tyra. Yes, you do.
Aw, fuck, Ann's got another freaking good photo. I'm so sick of this girl. I want Kacey to go off on her. And I don't even like Kacey.
"I appreciate the fact that she thought she was disappointing people." Dammit, Tyra. Please try some consistency! You have eliminated girls for less! Crying at panel is not acceptable! Leaving emotion at the door! That's what you teach!
Anyway, I still hate Ann.
"We honor great work." = Thanks, Tyra. You're like the Nobel Prize. Perhaps it's like winning the academy, something Lexie so dearly desires.
Checking in with Kendal, Chelsey and Lexie:
Kendal is still great. Her screams during the photoshoot are the best. New ringtone?
Chelsey is boring. So either she's secretly interesting and we'll learn that later, or she's just boring.
And Lexie is gooooooooooooooone. That is the worst thing to happen. In. The. History. Of. America's. Next. Top. Model. Who will eat six saltines in one minute? Who will prank the other girls? Who will harp on Kacey nonstop? Who will earn my love? (the answer to that is probably Kendal because she is so crazy)
My heart is sad, and I will just imagine Ann falling off runways in Italia to make myself feel better.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"People are going to remember me!" - Yes, Ann. People will remember you as part of a statistic in the ANTM-verse. Be proud.
Unrelated: Having watched many past cycles recently, I just want a montage of Tyra's hair-volution as cycles go on. I'm sure it exists, but I'm kind of too lazy to Google it.
Also, I hate when the girls try to guess what the Tyra Mail means, but can't keep in mind the schedule of the show - the photoshoot is usually the third Tyra Mail each week. Come on, girls. Keep it together.
Liz the drip: "Do you think there's a risk of this getting caught in the conveyor belt?"
Ms. J: "Girl, fashion is a risk"
Perhaps someone will actually stomp to the death on this runway! Exciting! Making girls walk on the conveyor belt is the greatest thing I have ever heard. I love this idea. Making public fools of the girls before I have a chance to!
"Jane is all academics in the face" - I don't know what this means, but you can bet I'll be using it to describe someone later today.
LOVE ANDRE LEON TALLEY IN A T-SHIRT. He's casual. Don't worry about it.
Kacey: "You're spitting in my face."
Liz the drip: "That's what people do when they [sic] pissed off!"
Life lessons, y'all.
I can't wait till the judges get on Ann for only looking like a model when she's got super hair and make-up on. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand: cue the breakdown. Can't wait. She might be drippier than Liz. I just noticed her arms for the first time and I'm super freaked out by it. Niiiiiiiightmares, they are made of Ann.
"At Top Model, we have the ugly pretty" - Yes, Tyra. Yes, you do.
Aw, fuck, Ann's got another freaking good photo. I'm so sick of this girl. I want Kacey to go off on her. And I don't even like Kacey.
"I appreciate the fact that she thought she was disappointing people." Dammit, Tyra. Please try some consistency! You have eliminated girls for less! Crying at panel is not acceptable! Leaving emotion at the door! That's what you teach!
Anyway, I still hate Ann.
"We honor great work." = Thanks, Tyra. You're like the Nobel Prize. Perhaps it's like winning the academy, something Lexie so dearly desires.
Checking in with Kendal, Chelsey and Lexie:
Kendal is still great. Her screams during the photoshoot are the best. New ringtone?
Chelsey is boring. So either she's secretly interesting and we'll learn that later, or she's just boring.
And Lexie is gooooooooooooooone. That is the worst thing to happen. In. The. History. Of. America's. Next. Top. Model. Who will eat six saltines in one minute? Who will prank the other girls? Who will harp on Kacey nonstop? Who will earn my love? (the answer to that is probably Kendal because she is so crazy)
My heart is sad, and I will just imagine Ann falling off runways in Italia to make myself feel better.