ANTM - Cycle 16 - Episode 1

[lavenderseaslug]

Hey y'all, it's that magical time of year where I watch ANTM and liveblog it like a freak (and general incoherency is ahead). Three Picks (chosen with no background information whatsoever): Alexandria, Monique, and Dominique. So one's going to be the bitch, and one's going to be runner up. Because that's usually how it goes with my picks. But this

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[ex_signmypa]

Have I ever mentioned that I want Nigel SO BAD?! He is so sexy.

Oh, Tyra, girl... there are no words.

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT ANTM!!!!!!! Ugh, I need to go watch it online now. I hate myself so much.

[lavenderseaslug]

I like that you've seen that screenshot I took, and that your first impulse was to tell me what a sexy man he is. :)

But yes. I've heard he's super attractive in real life.

PLEASE WATCH IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW.

[ex_signmypa]

DAMN, it took me forever to get around to actually watching it (RL) and then getting back to you.

Okay, why does Hannah irritate you?! She is damn pretty though. That pic, for reals, I was like, "If I could look like that..." I love Sara, mainly because I want them to cut off that rat tail, but also because I love the cool cats.

OMG, the ball. I would have died. Instead I get to sit in the comfort of my home and giggle when Dominique fell on her butt.

I like that you've seen that screenshot I took

I think that screencap epitomizes his sexiness.

Dominique is annoying as shit. I wanted to punch her at the end of the episode and I wanted her to go home (I actually wanted both girls to go home, but they can't do that).

The beginning of the episode was the best. I seriously love ANTM for its crack factor. If I didn't live with people I would laugh hysterically, but then my roommates would wonder what was wrong with me.

[adventurepants]

I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. That is literally my favorite thing for girls on ANTM to say.

Beth I have like a really important question for you. Sometime will you watch Canada's Next Top Model on youtube with me so we can laugh at people AND look at Tricia Helfer's flawless face at the same time?

[lavenderseaslug]

YES. I say it a lot. I think I might have said it about library school.

Um, Kristen, I have a really important answer for you: Yes. Can this happen, like, yesterday. I totally forgot she was on that show. And Cycle 1 is my favorite Cycle of CNTM ANYWAY. Let's make this happen.

[adventurepants]

You're not there to make friends, you're there to be a MOTHERFUCKING LIBRARIAN.

BOOKS!

Yes yes omg okay I'm so excited. Let's do it at our earliest possible convenience. What does your tomorrow evening/night look like? I would say tonight but it's Thursday comedies and by the time they're over I'll probably feel pretty done watching things.

[lavenderseaslug]

It is pretty open. Christine and I might be trying to watch an episode of SGA, but because she lives in the past (aka not EST), it is harder to organize schedules, so I say yes please, let's do it.

I'm so excited for TV tonight.