I Wish I Had Herpes...

[lavenderskies24]

Or at least that's how I feel when I watch all of the Valtrex commericals.

If I had herpes, I could go kayaking, mountain climbing, get a piggyback from a hot rugged guy, go camping, horseback riding, swimming....

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[publicrant]

AHHH ahahahaaaa! YES! YES! I want herpes too! And eczema, and Restless Legs Syndrome, and ADD, and insomnia, and heart disease, and hemmerhoids, and blood clots, and chronic heartburn, and I wanna be REALLY UGLY so I can get LOTS of plastic surgery and then my life will be OKAY!

What the FUCK is Restless Legs Syndrome!?