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Dec 11, 2005 17:48


  Fear not, good people of earth.  Orgone blasters are now available in 12 packs...

http://www.orgoneblasters.com/

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fuzzysputnik December 11 2005, 09:45:37 UTC
This would be the perfect low budget movie. You know, "The NWO Strikes Back." It would be great. Everyone would be becoming Zombies to the mind controling devices and our heroine would have an Orgone Blaster and lead the resistance. It would be epic and tragic. We'd have a love interest, but he gives his orgone blaster to a small child who is on the cusp of turning and is ends up fighting against our heroine. But she'll discover that wearing an orgone blaster since birth has given her SUPER ORGONE POWERS and she will bring him back to the resistance. It will be touching. We'll get an emmy.

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