Sully

[laverge]

Last night
I came across the biggest penis I have ever encountered.

Everything I thought I'd ever known was rendered useless.

Comments

[thid]

oh yeah? how'd that work out for you?

[laverge]

Oh man, Thia. You don't even understand. I wish I could tell you about it. This thing was so disproportionately huge, it probably accounts for a quarter of this kid's body weight.

I feel bad for him. I mean, it's a disadvantage, because there was NOTHING I could even do with that thing!!!! I mean, only half of it would even fit inside a person!!!

Anyway, in answer to your question, this is how it worked out:
Me: Oh. My God.
Him: You weren't expecting that, were you?
Me: WHAT IS GOING ON?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Him: I know, it's pretty disproportionate with the rest of me.
Me: [continuing to freak out about how huge it is for the next like 10 minutes]

I gave up. What could I do? I don't know how to use that thing. WTF.

[samwiseandy_t]

This is perhaps the greatest story ever told. Seriously.

[_shakeappeal]

DUDE SO YOU DIDN'T JUMP ON THAT SHIT?!! Come on Virginia, you know you could handle it. Gave up?! No! I refuse to believe it.

[vrbtm]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

OVERSHARING!!

haha

[laverge]

Oh hey, Peter. I'm surprised you still read this.

[vrbtm]

oh I read everything there is to read

cheers