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[lavidatirante]

During my sophomore year of high school (many, many thousands of years ago), my parents--in attempt to temper an adolescence in the midst of going wild--bought me a golden retriever for my birthday. I totally flipped out in the very best way, for a time even feigning an interest in behaving and praising Jesus for His glory. To this day, I can't

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*crying*

[yeahdude]

I'm so sorry.