DH meme, spoilers
Stolen from... Airin, I think.
Favorite Book: Prisoner of Azkaban or Goblet of Fire.
Favorite Character: Sirius Black, Neville Longbottom, Severus Snape.
Favorite Movie: Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix.
Favorite Spell: Augmenti (I think that's how you spell that).
Favorite Couple: canon= Lucius/Narcissa. non-canon= Draco/Ginny.
Favorite Magical Building: Hogwarts, the Ministry.
Favorite Magical Creature: Nifflers, dragons
Favorite Non-Human Character: Hedwig, Kreature, Peeves. Seriously.
Favorite Scene: I have many. Moody's first DADA lesson; Harry finding out about Neville's parents; Draco the bouncing ferret; Molly kicking Bellatrix's ass; Neville being a rebel at the end of DH; all of the pensieve scenes, etc.
Favorite Family: The Weasley's, The Malfoy's, Harry/Ron/Hermione/Ginny/Neville/Luna.
Favorite Class: Potions, DADA with Lupin.
Favorite Movie scene: After the Quidditch match in GOF; the DA scenes in OotP; the battle at the Ministry in OotP.
Favorite HP website: TLC
Favorite House: I like all of them for different reasons. I like the members of Gryffindor, the entry way of Ravenclaw, the requirements for Hufflepuff and the consistancy of Slytherin.
Favorite bad guy: Barty Crouch Jr, Lucius, and does Snape count?
Favorite room in Hogwarts: The prefects bathroom, Gryffindor common room.
Favorite Teacher: Snape, Crouch!Moody (seriously), McGonagall.
Favorite Ministry Employee: Arthur, Kingsley.
Favorite Ministry Department: Magical Law Enforcement.
Favorite Magical transportation: Portkey, Knight Bus.
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One more that I filled out WAY before DH was released. I bolded my current comments. Stolen from Makani.
1. Are you going to look at every possible spoiler you can before the book comes out? Did you with HBP and how accurate were the ones you saw?
-I'm really trying not to. Spoilers ruined HBP for me. I had the death spoiled for me like a month before the book came out and it was accurate.
2. What will you do if Amazon (or whoever;) don’t deliver your copy on time, and everyone is reading it except you?
-This year I pre-ordered from Borders and we'll definitely be there at midnight to pick it up.
3. Will you read the last chapter before anything else? Are you planning to read the book all in one go or are you a slow reader?
-Of course not! I hate HP being spoiled for me! I only read the last chapters of books that I think are boring. I'm going to try as hard as I can to read it all at once and I'm definitely going to bypass the table of contents and the blurb on the inside cover. Last year Rachel and I had Valerie read the blurb to us but that was only because we were in San Diego and the mail hadn't come yet with our books. (I read the blurb and the dedication while in line at Borders. I couldn't help myself.)
4. What’s your theory on the meaning of “Deathly Hallows?”
-It's a place? I have no idea. (ETA: after writing this, I read a t rain's meme and I like her answer) (I was SO wrong)
5. What’s the craziest Harry Potter theory you’ve got, which you could only share with your trusted f-list?
-I liked that Ron/Dumbledore is the same person because of time travel thing.
6. If you could write in a sub-plot of your own choosing to the main Harry one, what would it be?
-either a Draco-related one, or a behind the scenes of the Order of the Phoenix one.
7. Who do you think will die in the book, and who would you be most upset to see die, even if you don’t think it’s likely?
-One of the Weasley's I'm sure, as well as Snape (just a question of which side will get to him). I would be most upset to see Neville or Remus die. (Damn you JO!)
8. Name three main (ish) characters who you think will definitely live and why. Is there a very minor character(s) you really want to have a happy ending?
-Will live: Hermione (they would NEVER kill Hermione I don't know why, I don't think she's that likeable), Ginny (she's Harry's star-crossed-love, it's fate) and the twins (they can't kill the comic relief, besides, it would be ridiculous for both of them to die. Also, I don't Jo is cruel enough to kill one and not the other because of the effect it would have on the survivor) (Again, DAMN you JO!)
-Minor character happy ending: Remus. Please. Good GOD, I was so wrong about this.
9. If you don’t like the book, or are bitterly disappointed by it, do you think you’ll still stay in the fandom?
-Probably. I don't know what Jo could do to make me unhappy with the book. Rethinking this now. lol
10. One word (or concise) answers only!
• Snape: good, evil, own agenda? -Good. I think. YES, I was RIGHT!
• Bill: will he help Remus or just be on permanent honeymoon? -He'll do his own thing.
• Peter: a Gryffindor moment or not? -Not sure. He still has that debt to pay.
• Harry: is he a Horcrux? No. That would be ridiculous. I was definitely surprised about this.
• The Weasleys: will they all survive? No, sadly.
• If no to the above: who won’t? Charlie, Arthur or Molly (not both) or Percy. One of them I think. So wrong about this though. Glad Percy wasn't such a dolt in the end.
• Did Snape love Lily? I have a weird theory about this. I'll add it in the end.
• Hogwarts: will they go back to school or not? I want them to, but I don't think so.
• Remus and Tonks: Live happily ever after (I hope) So sad.
• Bellatrix: who will be her nemesis? Neville I hope! HAHAHA, MOLLY IS AWESOME.
• The new leader of the OotP is …? McGonagall (or Moody). I guess they didn't really have one.
• Percy: will he see the error of his ways or not? Yes Yay!
11. If Harry could take just one adult Order of the Phoenix member with him on the search for Horcruxes, who should it be and why?
-Remus. He's the last surviving member of Harry's "original" family and he's a great teacher.
12. Will Remus and Greyback have a confrontation in human or werewolf form? Will Tonks be involved? Who will the other werewolves support?
-Werewolf fight would be awesome. I think the other werewolves would be on Lupin's side because I'm sure Greyback is the one who bit most of them in the first place.
13. Who is the person from Harry’s class (and it isn’t him, Ron or Hermione), who will become a Hogwarts teacher? What subject will they teach?
-I always thought from the beginning that it would be Neville with Herbology but I don't see Professor Sprout going anywhere (unless she's killed in the end). Aww, Neville.
14. Do you think Harry will observe Remus looking less lined and walking with a little more of a spring in his step? If so, do you think he'll attribute it to Tonks, and if he does, will he blush?
-Yes I hope so. Remus certainly deserves it. And Harry, with his whole "monster-in-chest" problem, should stop blushing so much. :(
15. Will Ginny use, "But Professor Lupin saw the futility of being a noble prat!" for one of her million arguments with Harry about why they should be together? Do you think they’ll get back together at all?
-I think Ginny is much too mature to argue with Harry about their relationship (as we saw at the end of HBP), but I think at the end, after this whole Voldemort mess is done and over with, they'll get together again (I'm sure).
16. Which house do you think Tonks is in, and why? Is she going to morph into someone important and who will it be?
-I could see her being in any of them actually, I really want to know this now! Also, I wasn't aware she was able to morph into specific people... I think we found this out a little before the book came out.
17. Who will be revealed to be the heir of Gryffindor?
-This doesn't strike me as something all too life-altering for me. BUT, I will say Neville. Nothing about this in the book at all.
18. As JKR has promised the final chapter will be like an epilogue; how do you think the final paragraph (hopefully) donated to Remus’ future, and/or Tonks’, and/or anyone else you want to write a paragraph on, will read?
-I want it to be extremely specific, at least 100 hundred pages long (lol). God, I hate the epilogue. Nothing at all like I thougt it would be.
19. Which question from the books would it annoy you most not to have answered?
-How Dumbledore knew *everything*, and why he trusted Snape so much. Also, now that I've been reading some other memes, that missing 24 hours between Hagrid picking up Harry at Godric's Hollow, and dropping him off at Privet Drive. Nothing about that either.
20. What do you think the last line of the book is?
-I could sit here for months and never think of anything remotely passable.
About the theory: I think Snape asked Voldemort not to kill Lily, but of course Voldemort does what he likes and didn't listen to Snape. I was SO on about this. And rubbing it in my sister's face.