Lord of the Sea (John/Rodney, kinda. PG)

[lavvyan]

Title: Lord of the Sea
Rating: PG
Word count: ~700
Pairing: John/Rodney. In a way. Um.
Warnings: Crack. I mean it.
Summary: Among the Goa'uld, Mer'deth was something of an oddity.
Notes: This is what happens when I don't sleep for two days and run a fever. For the cliche_bingo Bodysharing prompt (bingo card to be found here). Not beta-read, so any and all

Comments

Damn! *loves your brain*

[tamda]

Oh! Wow! You make crack! so good I want to see entire worlds full of it! In fact, my brain won't shut up! Ack! You always come at things from such awesome angles, that I can't help want to play with them.

Okay, so Sea Lord is Meredith because of Mer'deth. Totally. He worked on labs built near or in water. He's no single god, he is the lord of all Seas, and all gods refer to him in whispers. So he is 'Sea Lord' of all waters.

Also? I have this whole thing in my mind where SG-1 finally finds out about him, not while trying to track down John, but because someone meets some of Mer'dith's Jaffa while on a planet with ancient tech. This crazy haired glasses and personal shield wearing Jaffa finds SG-3 or the like under automated defenses from an outpost. He yells into what might be a radio and a hanful of other Jaffa run up. None of the Jaffa shoot instead The short 'leader' yells in accented English for the "Morons stay DOWN! You try die elsewhere

Re: Damn! *loves your brain*

[lavvyan]

Hee! Pure awesomeness! *dies of glee*

Re: Damn! *loves your brain*

[tamda]

Hee! Well, you're always killing me with glee, so I'm glad to share the experience!

*revives and feeds you chocolate and a good latte*

If seikaitsukimizu weren't already writing for this verse, I might ask to expand on my idea if you weren't writing more. But you are, and now she is. XD So I can just read avidly and cheer.