Lord of the Sea (John/Rodney, kinda. PG)

[lavvyan]

Title: Lord of the Sea
Rating: PG
Word count: ~700
Pairing: John/Rodney. In a way. Um.
Warnings: Crack. I mean it.
Summary: Among the Goa'uld, Mer'deth was something of an oddity.
Notes: This is what happens when I don't sleep for two days and run a fever. For the cliche_bingo Bodysharing prompt (bingo card to be found here). Not beta-read, so any and all

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You wrote: "Mer'deth's Jaffa have been known to raid worlds for coffee and chocolate because someone screwed up in the labs and they needed to appease their god." I couldn´t get rid of that mental image. I know next to nothing about SG-1 and even less about writing, hope you don´t mind.

Collateral Damage„So, any new ideas on who did this?”, General Hammond asked and pointed at the pictures showing the wreckage of Sokar´s massive Goa´uld fleet in orbit over P3X-543

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And then there was the day when some minor Goa´uld (whose name Mer´deth never actually bothered to learn) heard the rumour about the Super!Jaffa Mer´deth was breeding and thought it was a great idea to try and kidnap some of them. Later, Mer´deth ranted about the utter stupidity of that plan for days.
So when his Jaffa told Mer´deth that a trading party (well, at least they brought back the materials he needed, he hardly ever bothered to find out how they got it) had disappeared he suspected a transporting device or something technological and didn´t worry about it. Only the group didn´t turn up for a week and John kept asking if maybe they should take a look until he finally gave in and ordered his Jaffa to search the area (which they already had done; "well, then do it again and thoroughly this time, any other dumb questions?", and no, he would certainly not let John fly over the area with an al´kesh because people had disappeared there and what kind of stupid idea was that

[lavvyan]

Oh, you're very welcome. *leans back and lets herself be entertained*

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But you promised to write sequels eventually, you promised! *hands over cake, pen and paper*

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“That means there´s a Goa´uld out there hiring out his Jaffa to repair water pipes in exchange for beans”, O´Neill sounded almost amused.

*lol* That's really a new concept!
But the things even "gods" do for coffee... *lol*

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Oh my. I just hope that Mer´deth never hears O´Neill say that. Because who does O´Neill think he is, anyway?, Mer´deth doesn´t need to hire out anyone. And he could just take the coffee if he wanted to, it´s not like anyone could stop him, and wouldn´t you think that those we´re-the-good-guys-Tau´ri would be glad that he didn´t resort to "give me the coffee or I´m blowing up your planet"-strategies? Because he could totally do that, too.
:)

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I´m, uh, nine months late?, but still glad you liked it. Thanks! :)

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Sorry I´m so late replying, but I´m glad you liked it. Thanks! :)

[ktbean]

Ahahahaha Mer'deth's Jaffa blew up Sokar's fleet in exchange for extra coffee!?!?!?!
This is brilliant!

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Thanks! I rather like the image myself :D