"update and synchronize your equipments"

Things that sound dirty, but are not:

"Lowcountry Erection Company"

I can't believe it's been FOUR years.

http://kylecassidy.livejournal.com/2007/12/21

ZOMG, this is so friggin' happy, I cannot begin to tell you.

( For a wedding. Bride should not look if she wants to be surprised )

Dear Congress,

I am about to buy a house - something all of you want me to do. I will inject money into my local economy by hiring plumbers and gutter-ers and movers.

I cannot do these things if I am not getting paid. So sit the fuck down, get to work, and put together a budget that's good for more than two weeks at a time.

these http://www.zappos.com/trotters-jamie-white-pearlized-leatherRead more... )

Mostly for daphnep...

Dining room walls of house I just put a bid on:


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Mom culled her stash and sent me home with two big bags of books. Anybody want any of these ( Read more... )

I joined the YMCA in October and paid for ten personal training sessions (they were on special). I got hooked up with Carrie Somerfield, who is precisely the kind of personal trainer I need: www.personaltrainerknoxville.com. We've already bonded over ravens. I'm keeping a log of what I do ( Read more... )

Remember, my LJ is off google, so this took a tad bit of effort ( Read more... )