The 8 Ball iPod Meme of Doom

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Question: What do you think of me?

No Doubt - Just a Girl
(Hmmm...)

Question: Will I have a happy life?

The Cult - Medicine Train
(Doesn't sound promising...)

Question: What do my friends really think of me?

10,000 Maniacs - Poison in the Well
(Ouch.)

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?

Nirvana - About a Girl
(So... no.)

Question: What should I do with my life?

Tori Amos - Parasol
(Parasail?)

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?

Nirvana - Dumb
(Yup.)

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Sonic Youth - Mote

Question: Will I have more children?

Queen - We Will Rock You
(Oh my.)

Question: Will I die happy?

Violent Femmes - To the Kill
(Sounds good.)

Question: Can you give me some advice?

Rollins Band - Wrong Man
(Oh, sorry)

Question: What do you think happiness is?

Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Cowboy Coffee
(I couldn't agree more...)

Question: What's my favorite fetish?

Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below

(Yeah, I suppose that's true.)

I'm not sure whether iGod or iPod has better advice for me.