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[lawfulreception]

[It's just a normal (?????) day at the Lawyertarium! And a Mr. Apollo Justice is dutifully typing up some paperwork as usual!]

[...........just before a couple gorillas BURST IN shoving yet another piece of paper in his face]

Wh-what the--I'm fired?!

((ps this is open forever to whoever until I finish all threads. oooor forget. BUT HOPEFULLY

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[legally_blond]

[pulls headphones off]

What was that?

[lawfulreception]

[staring at the paper as the gorillas roll up his futon and few belongings]

She. . .she fired me!

[legally_blond]

Fired you? Why?

[lawfulreception]

That's what I'm trying to find out! Geeze, there's so much fine print--hell, half of it isn't even print, they're just squiggly lines!

[n_ittowinit]

Fired?

[lawfulreception]

[man those gorillas know how to clear a space out]

Y-yeah.

[n_ittowinit]

Why?

[lawfulreception]

I'm in. Er. [c-coughs]

Violation of the Director's dress code.

[ningen_demonai]

Au revoir! Make sure to protect your rear while getting escorted by gorillas!

[lawfulreception]

..........

Thank you, vaguely helpful ominous audience presence. (Note to self: Walk behind gorillas.)

[ningen_demonai]

I live to serve! You just don't know which side I serve~

[soulbondage]

...Fired?

[lawfulreception]

Fired.

[soulbondage]

You had a job?

[lawfulreception]

[.............sob]

I am--was, the camp defense attorney. And the pool boy.

[lawfulreception]

F-fired.

[lawfulreception]

--not just that! I lost the defense attorney position too! She's kicking me out.