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[lawfulreception]

[It's just a normal (?????) day at the Lawyertarium! And a Mr. Apollo Justice is dutifully typing up some paperwork as usual!]

[...........just before a couple gorillas BURST IN shoving yet another piece of paper in his face]

Wh-what the--I'm fired?!

((ps this is open forever to whoever until I finish all threads. oooor forget. BUT HOPEFULLY

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[legally_blond]

[pulls headphones off]

What was that?

[lawfulreception]

[staring at the paper as the gorillas roll up his futon and few belongings]

She. . .she fired me!

[legally_blond]

Fired you? Why?

[lawfulreception]

That's what I'm trying to find out! Geeze, there's so much fine print--hell, half of it isn't even print, they're just squiggly lines!

[legally_blond]

[gets up to have a look at it, flipping through the pages]

I'm surprised it's you, since I'm sure you do your appointed job more than I do.

[lawfulreception]

You've never done your job!

[legally_blond]

Ja, which is why it surprises me.

[lawfulreception]

Not to mention I've been juggling two. . .augh, this is so unfair. I'm not trying to wish unemployment on you or anything, but really now.

--wait, I think I found it.

[legally_blond]

The reason?

[lawfulreception]

[r-reading it]

. . .

If you want to call it that, yes.

[legally_blond]

Come on, don't leave me in suspense.

[lawfulreception]

Apparently I'm in violation of her dress code.

For continuing to don a bright red suit for over six months after Christmas.

[legally_blond]

......

[legally_blond]

[BAHAHAHAHA]

[lawfulreception]

[SOB!!1]

THIS ISN'T A LAUGHING MATTER!

[legally_blond]

Ahaha... nein, of course it isn't. My bad.