Here's what I did today ( Read more... )

If you know anyone who wants to buy my laptop- top notch condition! Only $2100! WHAT A STEAL. Originally $2400. Barely a year old. 17"!!! WHAT A DEAL

Dell, you are assholes. You have now sent me the wrong replacement product for the 7th time. I just want a fucking keyboard with an x on it. Fuck this piece of shit, I'm selling it on ebay and buying an Apple.

Anyone want a like-new still under warranty laptop? We'll start the bidding at $2,100.

I think I should switch back to being a theatre major. I want to be an actor who sings. If I can get overrides into the music theory courses...OH GOD I JUST DON'T KNOW ( Read more... )

I kinda don't mind Dell. Yeah, they're computers suck. But when I e-mail them and say, "HEY, _______ fell off of my computer! I demand you replace this free of charge, as I am still under my warranty, and it is due to the poor quality of my product!!!" And I get an e-mail back that's like "Oh my god we are so sorry. We will send _____ to you ( Read more... )

When will I meet someone amazing who thinks I'm amazing?

I AM GOING TO THE ZOOOOOOOOO TODAY!!!

Picture me screaming that, and then doing the Kermit thing where he throws his head back and shakes like CRAZY!

I really hate living at home. My parents outwardly hate me, as does my sister ( Read more... )

Your IQ Is 140
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Bewitched was disappointing, to say the least. Both the plot and the dialogue lacked any sense of focus or direction. I was so disappointed, because I thought you couldn't go wrong with such an outstanding cast (Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert, Kristin Chenoweth, Shirley MacLaine, and Michael Caine) and a great concept. Apparently, ( Read more... )