WIL - Opening Weekend
OMG! What a weekend...warm, muggy, full of sweat...a little bruising and a few cracked parts on some folks.
1. I have GOT to learn to finish dressing before morning meeting - things catch you off guard if you're naked.
1a. What did Coy say again?
1b. Oh shit! I got the COD mug??!
2. Flower isn't afraid of talking to anyone...anywhere...anytime.
3. A fat girl can cover 35 acres 7 times in one day.
3a. Fat girls pay for it on Mondays.
4. Cromwell is a right git bastard.
4a. Flower is a smart business woman and refuses to sign anything without reading it.
4b. Henry Scarborough is her best buddy on the Town Council and has NEVER committed treason.
4c. After screaming at Henry, she will rally the village and shun Cromwell - no eating, drinking, sleeping or bathing for a "big fat stinkin liar from London!"
5. My husband is the best.
5a. Even with his painful knee, he drove from home to site to bring me all the toiletries I'd left at home.
6. While laying next to a sleeping patron, it is funny to have a conversation with Two Hawks about the benefits of sleeping in the grass instead of on the roads.
6a. Even funnier was the fact that Flower said she'd never sleep in "the Alabaster Sands of Lady Mary" and Two Hawks replied, "Honestly."
7. Really?.......Honestly!
7a. New SAPA games...kind of like gypsy calls, I suppose.
8. *THWACK!* Aroo?? WTF?!
8a. Snakes can't climb hotel buildings.
9. This is my sandbox and karma is a bitch.
10. I hate it when my friends get boo-boos.
10a. I also have to fix my trunk lid so *I* don't get boo-boos.
11. Flower moves faster when she's angry, scared or upset.
11a. Other villagers have to run to keep up with her.
12. Chess match is amazing fun.
12a. Accidentally smacking your partner on Saturday will result in being accidentally smacked back on Sunday.
12b. OMG! Owen Fairfield is one scary dude and will threaten to burn down your business with your husband and children inside it, except for your eldest daughter who he will "make sweet love to in the ashes."
13. Flower + Henry Scarborough + skirt and rouge = HILAROUS patron interaction.
13a. Oddest part? During reverance, Henry never bends at the waist.
14. My BFF isn't a SAPAling anymore. SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
15. I love visiting casts from other Faires. I hope they come again before season ends.
I hope I didn't shoot the wad for the season. I'm exhausted.
But I'm gonna pony up and do it again next weekend!! Woohoo!