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[lawyer_girl]

What's the furthest away you've ever been from the place you were born/created? How did you get there? Why did you go? Did you return or even want to come back to where you came from?Australia. I got on this magnificent invention called an airplane and flew there. I went for business. And when I wanted to come home, I simply got onto another

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[wesley_w_price]

Does Hell not count?

[lawyer_girl]

Is Hell further away than Australia?

[wesley_w_price]

I'm having that problem now myself actually. Because it's a separate dimension. But are dimensions further?

Because if they're not, I have to say "Southern California" and that's just dull.

[lawyer_girl]

Southern California is dull by definition, Wesley.

Besides, I don't much like talking about Hell. It was ... unpleasant. As much as I enjoy unpleasantness, I'm not quite so enthusiastic when the person being tortured horribly is me.

[davidshaw]

Have you finished taking over the world one company at a time? Do you want to come home to your almost-husband?

[lawyer_girl]

Is that your way of saying you miss me?

[davidshaw]

More than anything.

[lawyer_girl]

I'll be home soon.