для одного мальчика
Так как sashamalchik неугомонно напоминал мне ответить на его заявку изложить тут свои станности, придется его удовлетворить:
Итак несколько странностей, которые, я надеюсь, оправдают ожидания sashamalchika:
0. for some odd reason, i could only write my oddities in english
1. before drinking my shitty starbucks coffee every morning, i have to properly align the hole in the lid with the starbucks sign on the paper jacket of the cup.
2. every night, before going to sleep, i sneak into my daughter's bedroom to kiss her feet as she is sleeping. As it turns out - I have a baby foot fetish. I love to hold and kiss babies' feet (and not just my baby's).
3. unlike most people, i'm not very attached to a particular side of the bed; however, what i must have is the right angle. Whichever side i'm laying on, my feet must be leaning toward the side behind me, never toward me. The degree of the inclination does not matter, but there must be some inclination, even crouched up.
4. despite an impressive collection of shoes, i prefer to kick off my shoes at any moment i can. As i sit with my shoes off, i like to wiggle my pinky toe on my left foot. Actually, more like placing the pinky toe on top of the fourth toe of my left foot (no hands!), then taking it off, putting it on top again, and so on. This is a rare skill of mine that I am quite proud of. I have only met one person outside of my immediate family who can do this. Because of this shared skill I feel very close to that person - i believe we must have some kind of a cosmic connection.
5. in the back of my mind i have a list of people who'd likely make it to my funeral if i died today. of course, it changes as time goes on, but it is a somewhat comforting thought that over the years, more people got added to it, than got dropped off. (no, i'm not suicidal - i'm just amuzed by the mental picture).
As Sasha requested, here's the bonus:
6. i like milk chocolate, not dark, like most self-respecting chocolate lovers, and i'm not ashamed to admit it.
is this ok, or were you hoping for a sexual perversity?
ok, here you go:
7. when i'm in a meeting w/other men and I get bored, i study their hands to try to extrapolate to imagine what their other protrusions look like. the picture is usually not very attractive, but the procedure is highly amusing.
Саша, надеюсь я оправдала твои ожидания?
Since I had to do this time-consuming self-study, i will make others suffer as well. Here's who you are:
sinitsa
malchiks_friend
greza
grandcheburator
illdub
Итак несколько странностей, которые, я надеюсь, оправдают ожидания sashamalchika:
0. for some odd reason, i could only write my oddities in english
1. before drinking my shitty starbucks coffee every morning, i have to properly align the hole in the lid with the starbucks sign on the paper jacket of the cup.
2. every night, before going to sleep, i sneak into my daughter's bedroom to kiss her feet as she is sleeping. As it turns out - I have a baby foot fetish. I love to hold and kiss babies' feet (and not just my baby's).
3. unlike most people, i'm not very attached to a particular side of the bed; however, what i must have is the right angle. Whichever side i'm laying on, my feet must be leaning toward the side behind me, never toward me. The degree of the inclination does not matter, but there must be some inclination, even crouched up.
4. despite an impressive collection of shoes, i prefer to kick off my shoes at any moment i can. As i sit with my shoes off, i like to wiggle my pinky toe on my left foot. Actually, more like placing the pinky toe on top of the fourth toe of my left foot (no hands!), then taking it off, putting it on top again, and so on. This is a rare skill of mine that I am quite proud of. I have only met one person outside of my immediate family who can do this. Because of this shared skill I feel very close to that person - i believe we must have some kind of a cosmic connection.
5. in the back of my mind i have a list of people who'd likely make it to my funeral if i died today. of course, it changes as time goes on, but it is a somewhat comforting thought that over the years, more people got added to it, than got dropped off. (no, i'm not suicidal - i'm just amuzed by the mental picture).
As Sasha requested, here's the bonus:
6. i like milk chocolate, not dark, like most self-respecting chocolate lovers, and i'm not ashamed to admit it.
is this ok, or were you hoping for a sexual perversity?
ok, here you go:
7. when i'm in a meeting w/other men and I get bored, i study their hands to try to extrapolate to imagine what their other protrusions look like. the picture is usually not very attractive, but the procedure is highly amusing.
Саша, надеюсь я оправдала твои ожидания?
Since I had to do this time-consuming self-study, i will make others suffer as well. Here's who you are:
sinitsa
malchiks_friend
greza
grandcheburator
illdub