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[lawyerlarry]

Long time no see, Lawyer Rachel. So long in fact that the question just begs to be asked:

Hear any good lawyer jokes lately?

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[wearsnomask]

Long time indeed, Lawyer Larry. There's no rest for the wicked or those prosecuting them, unfortunately.

I have heard nearly every one in the book. You gonna surprise me?

[lawyerlarry]

I think if we had vacations we couldn't be stuffy lawyers anymore.

No, none here. Just wondering if you'd heard any.

[wearsnomask]

And what would the world be without us stuffy lawyers?

Alright, I got one. What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

[lawyerlarry]

I wouldn't even be able to guess. What?