Voicemail

[lawyerlarry]

"Greetings! You've reached Larry Paul. If you want me as a lawyer, you are very much out of luck - as I am now an unemployed slob. I jest. I own a bar. If you need me, leave a message. If you need Sammy...well he's at school, but I suppose you can leave him a message here as well."

(Conact us both here.)

Comments

[only_pepper]

If I'm not home, just call my cell. The office is pretty close, so I'll be able to just swing by... or you know what? Just come to the office. I'll wait for you here.

Can't wait to see you again!

[msg_ina_bottle]

Colbert said you were funny! Well, I don't know that for a fact, but hey the King of News Comedy has to know something right? Personally I think you should sue, because that would just be a riot.

For the next 24 hours, Mr. Larry...You'll be a lawyer of a different kind.