my brother is gay

[layinginflames]

my brother likes men. tonight, two girls asked him to hang out on friday and he shot them down. let me rephrase that. tonight, two very attractive young women (one of which has long legs) asked mike to hang out on friday AND wanted to cuddle with him last sunday, and he declined on all fronts. This leads me to believe that michael scott sawyer

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yea, he is...

[godessofsunkist]

...totally gay. How could he not want to hang out with Lindsay? She is hot!
And thanks for all the sweet comments about me. Don't worry, I won't get sick of you!

[itsthemikenator]

I not only rebuke this accusation, I ANGRILY dispute it. And furthermore, I would like to propose a violent riposte claiming that it is in fact YOU that is the gay one. The evidence that I have prepared to back up my retort is currently udnergoing a very thorough verification examination by a team of highly trained, highly professional chimpanzees. That way, when the time comes where I have vengefully placed your sexuality under great scrutiny, I can be without a shred of doubt that you will be successfully slandered and greatly shamed in the public eye. There is no way to hinder this process, the machine has started, the wheels are in motion and your gayness will soon be revealed.

[layinginflames]

After they have finished reviewing the disputable evidence of my homosexuality, maybe the chimps can spellcheck your entry, and then i will then use the same chimpanzees to build me a time machine so i can go back in time and change your answer from "yes" to "no" when Lindsay asked you to hang out this friday, so then this whole gay issue would never had arisen. Good day to you sir.

[itsthemikenator]

The spelling mistake in question is rather irrlevent, a moot point if you will, when looked upon within the context of the entire issue. You see, the issue I speak of is indeed your sexuality and how I present this issue (ie: spelling, grammar, etc) is mere window dressing.

And for the record, I didn't actually say "No", I simply said "Ask me tomorrow." As a man of great moral scruples and no desire to crush a young woman's heart, I try not to make plans so far in advance that I'm unsure of my availability.

[layinginflames]

I say this to that haberdashery, you are indeed homosexual and i can prove it with one mere word: Chris. Savas, if you will. You were indeed planning to blow of said women and hang out with Christopher and see a flickershow. Sitting in the dark with a male while images flicker on the screen. Sounds rather homosexual if you ask me.

In closing, i believe the spelling and grammar is a fine point and should be looked upon with great ferocity.

[itsthemikenator]

If spelling and grammar are both fine points, I believe I should point out your lack of agreement between the subject and the verb with regard to the plurality in that very sentence ("...the spelling and grammar is a fine point..."). And furthermore I also feel the need to question the validity of the word "haberdashery", especially in this conext.

As for the flickershow with Mr. Savas, that was merely a distraction and you misunderstood the true meaning of the statement. However, the time has passed and it would be pointless to attempt to explain said meaning. Doing so would require recreating the environment in which the misunderstood statement was said and because your time machine is not operational this is impossible.

[layinginflames]

The only environment you wish to recreate is the environment in which you and Chris make sweet love together. Don't deny this for i know it to be true, i have seen it. I hear whispers in the dark and creeping down the hallway late at night while you skulk around and sneak chris into your bedroom to create "scenarios". Scenarios where one of you acts as firefighter and the other acts as the damsel in distress, while her house burns down her cat named Fifi is trapped under a burning piece of plywood that didn't exactly need to be in the house but somehow found its way in one day when the neighbor was trying patch up a hole in the wall that her ex husband made when he came home in a drunken rage and found her sleeping with another man who happened to be a member of Ladder 59, the rival fire station. They had a heated argument and then proceeded to take it outside where he leapt dramatically into his pick up truck and drove off into the night.

[itsthemikenator]

Well, aside from the fact that your reply was almost entirely one run-on sentence, there is much to dispute about your questionable account of my alleged nighttime activities. However, successfully and completely disputing this account is rather difficult for me because I am a merciful person. You see, given the fact that it is entirely based on your own fantasy, only reversing our roles, your very soul would be crushed in the event that this be proved true. You would be left without an option to turn to, so I'm just gonna call you a dumbass and leave it at that.

[layinginflames]

Lest we forget, i am the one with the psuedo girlfriend thing that comes in the form of Kelly. You have Chris. So there.