Diseases We're Responsible For

[layla0105]

In my boredom today I stumbled upon this quirky thing and I had fun putting a few friends' names in too:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Sarah's LurgyCause:influence of the DevilSymptoms:extremely dry skin, imperceptibly orange hair, tooth lengthening, depressionCure:eat more civet cats

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Rob's DiseaseCause

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[burningraycob]

well...

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Jacob's SyndromeCause:improperly prepared noodlesSymptoms:mild sore throat, blood powdering, slightly low blood pressureCure:none