11. Music
Title: Avengers Adventures in Texting
Characters: All
Rating: PG-13-ish
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
To: Not Easy Being Green
From: Tony
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Tony: If I ever call you from jail and ask you to come pick me up, just do it with no questions asked, alright?
Green: Okay…are we talking hypothetically or inevitably?
Tony: Both.
Green: Got it. Why am I agreeing to this apparently unavoidable situation?
Tony: I nearly got arrested today.
Green: For what?
Tony: For yelling at a girl in Best Buy.
Green: Okay, first of all, why? Second, I thought you hated Best Buy. You called it the Walmart of electronic stores.
Tony: I do hate Best Buy but they were the only ones in town that carried what I was looking for and I sort of got into a confrontation with a girl in one of the music aisles.
Green: Which brings be back to my first question…
Tony: She had horrible taste in music. She was fawning over Jessica Bieber or whatever the hell that kid’s name is and I told her that his (her?) music sucked. I told her the good artists wrote their own songs, not had a group of writers do it for them. I tried to tell her about Queen and ACDC and she said they were talent less hacks whose music was old and outdated. I nearly punched her through the ceiling!
Green: Tony…
Tony: No Banner, it’s not cool! My dad would have beaten me with a toaster if I ever brought home music like that!
Green: Well still, you can’t go around threatening children just because they don’t like the same music you do.
Tony: You’re an enabler.
Green: I am not, I’m just saying committing assault over current music is a really stupid reason to get thrown in jail.
Tony: Says you, I’m crusading for classic rock and future generations everywhere. She should thank me.
Green: I’m sure that was on the top of her list…
Tony: It should have been.
A/N: Hope you all liked it! :D