Okay, so, I give up. I surrender. Fanfiction writers are officially defunct. This movie has already written its own fanfiction for us. There was legitimate hurt/comfort in there, guys. It is its own fanfiction ( Read more... )

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Night at the Museum - Ahkmenrah/Larry

G

Larry's normal mode of existence, that is, embarrassment.

Larry hears the pop first, a soft crack, and then he rounds the corner into the guard office. The night guard has learned the value of moving quietly, and so he walks in on Ahkmenrah mid-stretch. The pharaoh's gotten up from the desk and has risen ( Read more... )

Title: Waiting
Author: Lazaefair
Fandom: Samurai Champloo
Characters: Mugen, Yatsuha
Rating: G

Prompt: Beach
A brief exercise in description.

Wood creaked faintly, a knocking in rhythmic counterpoint to the endless wet splish, splish of water. A sweat droplet crept its way over Yatsuha's cheek, a tiny pinpoint of pressure that ended by spreading ( Read more... )

Title: We bring you next to a back alley
Author: Lazaefair
Fandom: Samurai Champloo
Pairing: Mugen/Yatsuha
Prompt: back alley
Warning - swearing, set post-series. Mugen, drunk and bleeding? Never.

The last story I wrote for my 100 situations table was in 2007. I'm back, baby!

( The sake burned when it dripped through his fingers )

If you are writing a story about Lord of the Rings characters, and it is not an AU or futurefic (really fucking far into the future), please leave out all sloppy anachronisms like "showers" and "lingerie." It's not that difficult, people.

Oh, and referring to a horse as Eowyn's "mate" is just bizarre.

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write something for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.1. Larry Daley (Night at the Museum ( Read more... )

Well golly gee it's been several months already. I'm still alive, I suppose.

Title: Lead-up to the set-up of the ghost of a possibility of a date...maybe.
Author: Lazaefair
Fandom: Mightier Than The Sword

PG-13 for swearing and violent situations.

( So I figure you're more of a steak kind of guy. )

Loren, 78, 235 C.A ( Read more... )