Oh good god . . .
The only way to describe the shear terror of what I am experiencing is to do a play by play of the last ten minutes. Like so:
Roommate: (humming sporatically as she presumably plays with her laptop on the other side of the dorm wall)
Me: (watching Criminal Minds on my laptop and sending sketches to my professor)
Roomie: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
Me: Huh?
Roomie: COSMO LOOKS RIDICULOUS! I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
Me: You mean the Fairly Oddparents movie?
Roomie: AND WANDA LOOKS ANOREXIC WITH TOO MUCH MAKEUP!
Me: Well, what did you expect? It's Timmy as a 20-year old. It's going to suck, no matter what you do.
Roomie: TOO MUCH PINK!
Me: . . . Wait, are you looking at screen shots?
Roomie: Behind the scenes pics. It's- I- Good God.
Me: (with wary trepidation) I am going to regret this. . . (Internet) . . . (squeaks)
Roomie: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
Me: OH MY GOD! HE LOOKS LIKE- LIKE- LIKE!
Roomie: NOT EVEN A LITTLE!
ME: HE'S LIKE A MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO DYED HIS HAIR GREEN AND STUCK HIS FINGER IN A LIGHT SOCKET!
Roomie: I mean Trudie looks okay, but damn!
Me: You said something about Timmy?
Roomie: It's the wrong shade of pink!
Me: (internet) (squeaks)
Roomie: This is NOT OKAY!
Me: (squeaks)
Roomie: And- and the guy, the creator guy ( brings up web page) he says it's gonna be hyper real-
Me: (squeaks)
Roomie: - and full of fun visuals for the fans of the show-
Me: (squeaks)
Roomie: - and everyone will definately love the live look.
Me: (squeeeeeeeeeeks)
End
In summation: Good fuck, this is gonna suck. The cartoon when downhill when the fairy baby showed up and now we have a 20 year old Timmy who found a loop hole to keep his godparents by staying in grade school. Played by Drake Bell. Who looks like Justin Beiber. I have a head ache.
Timmy Turner
Cosmo and Wanda
Ehhhhhhh.....
Roommate: (humming sporatically as she presumably plays with her laptop on the other side of the dorm wall)
Me: (watching Criminal Minds on my laptop and sending sketches to my professor)
Roomie: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
Me: Huh?
Roomie: COSMO LOOKS RIDICULOUS! I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
Me: You mean the Fairly Oddparents movie?
Roomie: AND WANDA LOOKS ANOREXIC WITH TOO MUCH MAKEUP!
Me: Well, what did you expect? It's Timmy as a 20-year old. It's going to suck, no matter what you do.
Roomie: TOO MUCH PINK!
Me: . . . Wait, are you looking at screen shots?
Roomie: Behind the scenes pics. It's- I- Good God.
Me: (with wary trepidation) I am going to regret this. . . (Internet) . . . (squeaks)
Roomie: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS!
Me: OH MY GOD! HE LOOKS LIKE- LIKE- LIKE!
Roomie: NOT EVEN A LITTLE!
ME: HE'S LIKE A MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO DYED HIS HAIR GREEN AND STUCK HIS FINGER IN A LIGHT SOCKET!
Roomie: I mean Trudie looks okay, but damn!
Me: You said something about Timmy?
Roomie: It's the wrong shade of pink!
Me: (internet) (squeaks)
Roomie: This is NOT OKAY!
Me: (squeaks)
Roomie: And- and the guy, the creator guy ( brings up web page) he says it's gonna be hyper real-
Me: (squeaks)
Roomie: - and full of fun visuals for the fans of the show-
Me: (squeaks)
Roomie: - and everyone will definately love the live look.
Me: (squeeeeeeeeeeks)
End
In summation: Good fuck, this is gonna suck. The cartoon when downhill when the fairy baby showed up and now we have a 20 year old Timmy who found a loop hole to keep his godparents by staying in grade school. Played by Drake Bell. Who looks like Justin Beiber. I have a head ache.
Timmy Turner
Cosmo and Wanda
Ehhhhhhh.....