Voice

[lazarus_rises]

[There's a groan before he speaks.]

Still feel like crap. Slightly fresher crap, but still crap.

Someone else is gonna have to give Sam his birthday whacks. Any takers?

Comments

[errant_angel]

Why would you hit Sam on his birthday?

[lazarus_rises]

It's tradition.

And between you and me, he likes it.

[errant_angel]

How are you going to get someone to agree to hit him for fun?

[lazarus_rises]

Oh, I don't know. Figure there's gotta be a couple of chicks around here who wouldn't mind putting him over their knees.

[onetruevessel]

Huh. I almost forgot my own birthday...

No birthday whacks needed.

[lazarus_rises]

Come on Sammy, don't be so modest! This is a big day for you. You're practically a man now.

[Big brother teasing. That is your gift Sam.]

/jumps in

[errant_angel]

Why is it the two of you don't like to celebrate your birthdays?

Dean wouldn't even let me mention his.

[lazarus_rises]

That's because when you reach a certain number, it stops being something to celebrate.

[lolli_angel]

...You get your brother sex for his birthday? That's, like, super progressive of you.

[lazarus_rises]

At least I know it's something he doesn't already have.

[lolli_angel]

Ooooh. That's....that's not nice. Funny, though.

[kickwaves]

Hey now, I happen to like Sam. Giving him birthday whacks would just defeat the purpose.

[lazarus_rises]

How so? 'Cause I'm thinking you might just be the one.

[kickwaves]

Thanks but no thanks - besides, as much as I like kicking ass, I'm sure there're better candidates out there.

[lazarus_rises]

Well, you wouldn't have to kick it.

[dragon_savior]

I don't think I know him well enough to do that, but give him my regards anyway.

[lazarus_rises]

Well, there's always next year.