So my parents are pissed at me. FUN!

I posted a shitload of pictures at DA and SA.

...Fuck.

-Zack "And it's back to this again" Guzman

I was ordained today. Now, I will spread the gospel as I see it, the gospel of I.

There is no god greater than that which one can create within themself. Love yourself, and you shall be loved in return.

-Rev. Zack "This is all just a bit too wierd for a monday afternoon" Guzman

World of Warcraft officially owns my soul.

And finals are next week.

That doesn't mix well.

-Zack "Got laid?" Guzman

Good Christmas. Have $350 worth of spendable now. That's pretty good ( Read more... )

Why must I be me?

Haven't updated in a while.

I'm supposed to be doing a shitload of homework right now. But instead I'm on the internet. Go me.

-Zack "Alice Cooper" Guzman

So much excitment.

Everything's going by so fast.

Woo.

Hoo.

-Zack "I lactate sarcasm" Guzman

Yea, I'm on another bluegrass bender. Don't blame me; blame my brain. I'm trying to subdue it with alchohol right now. Mainly because of painful hurtiness that it numbs away. Oh, and by the way, I'm not an alchoholic. I just act like one when the mood strikes. And it struck. Hard.

Fuckers.

-Zack "Bottom's up" Guzman

mySQL and the holidays by themselves are scary enough. To combining them, they have the capability to destroy entire civilizations.

-Zack "Why, why must you torture me so?!?" Guzman

When a common thought going through your head is "Geez, I almost thought I was wearing one pair of pants," you know you need to get a better life. I have a life, just not a good one.

-Zack "Belowpants" Guzman