politics

[lazerbug]

Chris says: everybody is reporting about how clinton got teary eyed "again"
Lacey says: bah who cares
Chris says: but but but her tears won her new hampshire!
Lacey says: i don't give a flying fuck and bush cries too
Lacey says: john wayne cries
Lacey says: gandhi cries
Lacey says: hello, JESUS WEPT
Chris says: yeah, but you know who

Comments

CN

[anonymous]

Hey, it's Jen. I'm apparently avoiding grading papers and thus reading your blogs. How would Chuck Norris grade?

Re: CN

[lazerbug]

Chuck Norris would likely punch all the papers and give an A to the ones that don't explode into fearing, fiery pieces of weakness. I think I'll write a book about assessing student writing a la CN.