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Thank God the 80's are over.

I wish there was a way to make your LJ entry play sounds without having to make people download them. Like I just start an entry with a sound and you'd all hear it. This particular one would start with a gong ( Read more... )

I really hate my job. Scratch that, I hate the people who call and bitch about their phones all day. Straight out of the ghetto, no joke.

I'm looking into doing some freelance writing so I can quit my job and at least have some fun with what I do. My first assignment? Writing a story about a Halloween mask. Random.

I don't really have anything to say, I just wanted to advertise that I'm finally listening to Blush Response, Brandon Flowers' first band.

Thank God he left, what a crock of shit this song is. Blondie meets Madonna...sounds alright on paper but you hear it and you want to stick toothpicks in your ears, eyes and trachea.

Branden's sexual appetite lately = -1,000,000.

Just thought you'd all like to know.

It occurred to me today how hard it would be to reveal to my parents (or friends for that matter) that I was a nudist. I'm not by any means (in fact, I have trouble taking a shirt off while alone let alone my entire wardrobe), but how would you "come out" to the average, conservative, middle-class set of parents?

Hey Mom...Dad...I'm...a nudist. I' ( Read more... )

I want to say something but I'm too tripped out to think of anything other than the tribal beats on the current song I'm listening to on the Cirque de Soleil soundtrack. Something about a something, oh well I'll post it later if it's important.

I had a lady call today at work who wanted to know how to delete a number from the contact list in her phone. Why? She was cheating on her husband and didn't want him to see the number in her phone.

I have a feeling that this job will spawn a very humorous essay someday.

( This highly amused me. )

I've stumbled upon a really strange feeling lately. I can't even describe it accurately but I'll try ( Read more... )