I think I like this better than coochamurango.

cockshitfuckassmutherpiggletdonkeyfuck!

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

I'm not really sure how I feel about this. Just the idea of being destroyed by a computer programmer is a bit... ridiculous.

I haven't seen Morgan since Wednesday morning. I miss her. It's been a while since we've really been apart. She's in school now, so I only see her on the weekends and 1 night during the week. It's probably good for us ( Read more... )

What's with this thing casting female actors for male roles? And Ben Affleck??? 8 weeks? With Ben Affleck as my lover??

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAaaRrRrrrggGGgghhhHhh!!!! THE HORROR!!

You know why we're fatasses? Because women take the elevator down one flight of stairs. I was in the parking garage this morning on the second floor. I was heading for the stairs when this woman (great body, it wasn't like she was out of shape) took the elevator down one flight! Lazy maybe? I could understand if it were the 5th floor, but the 2nd ( Read more... )

Perfection is an art. Don't try this at home, kids.

What I'm trying to figure out is why on Earth would I reach up my shorts leg to scratch something that's just an inch below the belt?

It's like, why would you mine a French cavern from China? Dumbass.